Spider Monkey

When a girl gives 2 handjobs and a blowjob to three different guys, while having sex with a fourth guy at the same time.

Dude me, Jim, Andy, and James Spider Monkeyed Amy last night

by Kpahx October 28, 2010

spider web poops

the sperm coating on ones poop after engaging in anal sex which once in the toliet looks like a spider web.

I just got porked in the butt and now I have spider web poops.

by D-n-C November 2, 2006

dirty spider

a sexual act, during oral stimulation of the male genitalia, the male blows his proverbial "LOAD" in the the females or males mouth, as this occures the 2nd party hickups cause the spermanazoa expellig out of the nasal cavity.

dirty spider all over my face......awesome!!!!!

by joey-t December 5, 2003

Shader

God

That man's a skater Shader

by JawaKing April 17, 2009

spider-manning

verb. when a man or a woman is so drunk that they need to use the wall to get across the room and keep from falling over. It only becomes 'spider-manning' when the person places both hands on the wall and shuffles their way across, like when Spider-Man crawls along walls.

Person 1: Lot of drunk people at this party, right?
Person 2: Seriously, that girl is so drunk she's 'spider-manning' it to get herself across the room.

by Geo from SJ February 18, 2010

sammy spade

Nickname for one of the members of the "Italian Highlights" 2001 tour of europe; made popular and first used by Mr. Steven Traendly. The name "sammy spade" eventually came to replace the more traditional "steve sweiciki."

"We were all gathered around in a room trying to get this kid to talk, because he was trying to stay silent for 24 hours...I think it was Sammy Spade."

"Who?"

"You know, Steve Sweiciki."

by City Island Scroller August 2, 2004

Crack Spider

The spider that john claims is his alter ego and most likely is.

OMG its the Crack Spider, oh what, wait, its just john

by John Doe Mo Tree January 14, 2008