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To be able to shoot your load with distance and precision.
Dudette:. My bf is a sniper, he aims for my titties and hits them every time.....mmmmjizzz
Sniper by mafiaMike July 2, 2018

Sniper Cum 

When you cum from a distance away usually 6 or more inches, and it lands within the woman's (or man's) weak facial positions. (Eyes, inside or near the nostrils) Also known as a killshot.
John: Holy shit dude, I accidentally just Sniper Cummed a guy!
Kyle: Holy shit that's sick where?
John: Right in her nostril, he sucked it all the way in!
Sniper Cum by BIGMONKE January 30, 2021

Sniper Mains 

Sniper mains are tf2 players that have 0 love from their family, are virgins and have 6 years worth of grease in their room.

This is what the average sniper main looks like: 🤓
The best way to insult a person is to call them a sniper main.

Fuck Sniper Mains I literally wrote this because I fucking hate the

silent sniper 

N. Describes a player of first-person-shooter games, usually of the online persuasion, who refrains from chatting with other players and tends to display rather sneaky (but skilled) tactics in eliminating the other players.
Antonymical to fragwhiner.
While on Halo 2's online modes, Jake tended to be a silent sniper: other players would be chatting it up, only to be surprised whilst typing by virtual bullets through their characters' heads from Jake's trusty sniper rifle.
silent sniper by TerraForce October 22, 2006

snow sniper 

1.-A dead sniper buried in the snow

2.-A snowman holding a high powered sniper rife, snow snipers are usually made in army bases in the U.S and Russia.
The snow sniper held back the Germans for one whole month, until they found out it melted
snow sniper by uzi burst January 3, 2009

humor snipering 

If someone in a group says nearly nothing all the time, let others discuss things, just waiting for the perfekt moment to throw in a gag, you can call this behavior humor snipering.

Most of the time followed by a surpised reaction or laughter (not slaughter, that's the difference to real snipering).

Humor snipering is regarded as a high art by some people.

Also known as Gag snipering
A long discussion about a problematic family structure is going on, about what the problems in the family are and why there are so many suicides.

Person 1: As you can see, the communication has never been very good in this family. Suicide is no communication.

Person 2 (nothing said so far): Yes it is, it's non-verbal communication!

(Followed by a lot of breath-ins and gasps, laughter too)
What Person 2 did was "humor snipering"
humor snipering by dna4ever42 July 26, 2009