smooths

Marbolo Menthol Smooth cigarettes.

Hey, bum me a few smooths.

by SmoothSmoker June 14, 2010

smoosh

An extraordinary hug. What it would be like to hug god if god had boobs and sprinkled you with fairy dust.

I could just smoosh you!

by KellyT July 20, 2008

smoothie

gay sexual practice, a gerbel is dehaired with "NEER" hair remover. then placed in a paper towel tube, and the tube is placed at the opening of one lovers anus, the other lover then blows a hit of crack cocain into the tube. you figure out the rest.

Bruce enjoyed his weekly smoothie from Felix,it made his feel like a little girl again.

by cj December 4, 2004

vagina smooch

Vagina Smooch (Va-gi-na Sh-moo-chh)

One who smooches the vagina. (Agj.)

So little johnny stood up in latin class and said, "Ms. Planeta, you are a vagina smooch." and quietly fliped his desk over and left class to go kill himself.

by Chadwick Barbash October 14, 2008

Smooshy

When a man nuzzles a cat, with the intent of strictly platonic love.

OMG, That smooshy was so good.

OMG, that cat is smooshytastic.

That smooshy was so good, I popped my load.

by Lorenzo St. Dubois December 13, 2009

smoothie

person that shaves his or her pubic hair, for hygenic or sexual reasons.

That smoothie had the cuttest little bald pussy I ever saw.

by BDI April 14, 2003

smoothie

1. Female genitalia in an uncorrupted state, i.e. no loosy goosy and no discoloration, and usually shaved cleanly.
2. A girl who has a smoothie.

1. Man look at this pussy, there's no roast beef, it's a smoothie!
2. Man, that girl is definitely a smoothie!

by tom April 25, 2004