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Patio Smoke 

adj,verb: The act of being in a state of mind where one's confidence extends normal expectation; being very very cool
Person 1: "Man, i cant believe TYE DaddiO left with two girls after the party."
Person 2: "yea he was really patio smoking tonight."

Sentence: Daddio walked into the room with a patio smoke like aura.
Patio Smoke by TYE Daddio August 31, 2013
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Cunt Smoker 

Someone who smokes a blunt through their vagina
"Let me hit that blunt"
"Are you sure it has been in my pussy"
"Ok never mind you fucking cunt smoker"

Dick Smoker 

Literally everyone you meet is a cock sucker...but the term "dick smoker" is reserved for a select few. They are the worst people in the world and even find pleasure smoking cock (similar to smoking cigars).

They are the asshole's who believe they are superior beings, however, they uh well you know... suck cock! Have you ever met someone you just absolutely hated with all your soul? It is quite possible he was what you call....a DICK SMOKER!
Literally Nobody: "...Enjoying silence..."

Dick Smoker: *Having a Giant Celebrating with Rainbow Flag*

Bob: Oh Jesus Christ, here we go again with those fucking dick smoker's running through the town!

Sally: Yeah, those dick smokers are literally the worst people.
Dick Smoker by thekingtiger February 21, 2021

breath of fresh smoke 

relief or happiness caused by one smoking weed that finally

isnt bad.
man this shit is a real breath of fresh smoke after all that reg.

Lost in the Smoke 

A state of confusion, indecision, uncertainty or misinterpretation.
Vicky told me she didn't think she did very well on her recent job interview. When the interviewer asked why she thought she would be the best candidate for the job, she said she got lost in the smoke and couldn't think of any good answers.

smoke and reloke

A shady situation which typically involves girls that do not have anything to smoke. They will call a friend (usually you) come over to smoke and then promptly leave within the hour. You will be left with a lighter sack and blue balls.
Horse face came over last night to chill. I was trying to spit some game but all she did was smoke and reloke! DAMN

sometimes you just gotta smoke 

To explain your actions when you are caught high at 8:00am.
"Hahaha...What the fuck are you doing 'sucking down' bongs at this hour?"
"Man, Sometimes yo' jus' gotsta smoke."