shoot the buick

Vomiting while drunk. May involve desecration of a classic sedan's pristine leather seats, but the "buick" reference actually refers to the sound you and a sick cat make.

He got her naked in the back seat on prom night, and then all that garbage pail punch made him "shoot the buick," as they say, although it was really his dad's New Yorker.

by Axel von Auersperg December 7, 2005

Shooting a fish in a barrel

something that is not easy to do, despite many people saying it is. it's not. I've fucking tried.

Dumbass : that's as easy as shooting a fish in a barrel
Me : THATS NOT EASY!

by [[>RobozombieRofl<]] June 15, 2009

Shoot a bunny in the butt

exclamation when one is upset

"Shoot a bunny in the butt, I just slammed my finger in the drawer"

by lazytown September 28, 2008

penalty shoot out

Where two guys blow their load into someone elses mouth and who ever gets the most shots in wins

Man! Pete and I were having a game of penalty shoot out and pete didn't sink a single one!

by Dnarlow November 16, 2016

shoot milk at the moon

To ejaculate semen copiously; to rope.

Whenever I fantasize about fucking Debbie, I shoot milk at the moon!

by pentozali May 2, 2010

Shoot me up

1:to shoot semen all over

2:to nut
3: fellatio

Damn,Jake just shoot me up last night

by Theshitposter11 June 20, 2019

Shooting From The Dick

Similar to “shooting in the dark” or “shooting from the hip”. When you guess at a particular subject with about as much accuracy as you would have using your penis.

Guy 1: How much did that countertop cost?
Guy 2: About $5,000.00
Guy 1: Are you sure?
Guy 2: I don’t know. I’m just shooting from the dick.

by BlockDoctor December 27, 2019