St. Bernard Sandwich

When you slobber into a girl's ass cheeks like a St. Bernard dog, then you squeeze her cheeks together.

Man, I was trying to give that girl a St. Bernard Sandwich, then she ripped ass in my face.

by Fuckyeah May 20, 2006

gyllenhaal sandwich

To have a menage a trois with the Gyllenhaal siblings.

Her sexual fantasies always included a Gyllenhaal sandwich.

by Jonathan Harford May 24, 2004

Nicaraguan Crab Sandwich

When you stick your left foot in your partners mouth, your right foot in your partners ass, and fuck her all at the same time.

That Mrs. Parker is a freak!!! Last night that bitch let me put the 'ol nicaraguan crab sandwich on her!!!

by onecb December 27, 2007

Shit Sandwich

A bad situation that cannot be avoided, lessened, or changed in any way

It looks like the enemy has a full-scale assault planned, and we can't do a damn thing about it. It's a huge shit sandwich, and we're all going to have to take a bite.

by Tekid October 26, 2007

cockmeat sandwhich

As seen in Harold and Kumar: Escape From Guantanamo Bay a cockmeat sandwhich is when terrorists are forced to give the prison guards blowjobs.

Osama: hey uh so what do they got to eat around here?

Inmate: I hope you like cockmeat sandwhich

Osama: Whats that?? Is it kosher?

Prison Guard: Allright boys its time for your cock meat sandwhich. Now get on your knees and open up.

by Kyle C.Anonymous June 2, 2008

tuna fish sandwich

It is a form of Slang for Vagina

her cooch smells like a tuna fish sandwich

by tainted Bebop November 9, 2006

cunt sandwich

a sexual act done by crack whore lesbians by pounding their twats together.

Whoa! That cunt sandwich is mking my penis explode!

by jimmy nutsack May 10, 2006