swing factor

An external force or forces (eg. person, event, place, thing, etc.) that contribute(s) to making a decision either one way or the other.

Tom: I'm not sure if I'm going to Derek's party tonight.

Dave: Tracey will be there. I heard through the grape vine that she gets down with one dude and another girl on the first Saturday of every month. Guess what tonight is!

Tom: Well there's my swing factor.

by SnooksOnFire February 12, 2010

slingshot sock

The act of filling a white, tube-sock with as much cum as possible, whirling and twirling it like a lasso over your head, and releasing its contents over an excited, or unsuspecting person's face.

The other night my slutty girlfriend turned to me and said, "I'm tired of getting facialized. Tonight I want the slingshot sock." Astounded and wide-eyed, I stammered, "of course!"

Later that evening, while soaking in a pool of vajamba juice, I fucked my girlfriend up until the point of cumming, pulled out, and filled my old tube-sock with man-goo. Whooping and shouting in a frenzy, I twirled the sock and saw cum splatter over my gf's hungry, open mouth.

by denalipark227 April 22, 2010

Swingoo

A mis-shaped penis

Dude, i heard he has a Swingoo

by DUnnne July 14, 2010

SWINGING TRIPE

EXCESS FLESH THAT PROTRUDES FROM A VAGINA.

THE DANCER BENT OVER AND ALL I SAW WAS SOME SWINGING TRIPE.

by peter fitzintite May 8, 2011

swingkin

Swingkin - The art of playing Swingball in unusual and public places and taking photographs to record the act.

Check out them swingkin at the train station!

by Swingball champs November 27, 2011

Swingering

A person who is participating in a swingers party..

An example of the word is: I really let myself go wild when im Swingering with other likeminded Swingers..

by Swingering December 5, 2011

swingrich

A CPOS masquerading as a swinger/polyamorous person.

I thought he was ethically nonmonogamous but he was just a swingrich.

by LMcGuff February 4, 2012