A girl puts a bananna in her pussy(cut in half) and smothers her pussy in chocolate syrup, then you eat her out and while eating the bananna.(you can also do this with strawbery syrup)
I heard darius tried to give his girlfriend a chocolate surprise but he said it tasted more like fish then bananna
My girl was screaming bloody murder last night when i was giving her a chocolate surprise
My girl was screaming bloody murder last night when i was giving her a chocolate surprise
by Andrew Kimball December 7, 2007
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by marklar July 23, 2004
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first, you take a massive crap on the floor beside the bed, and you have sex with your girl, as shes moaning and about to orgasm, you stop and pick up your shit and throw it at her, then cum on her leg giving you all the pleasure and her only the first half. then calmy put your clothes on and go play video games.
by crustynraunchy January 2, 2008
Get the poop surprise mug.A fairly recent sexual manuever, which is performed primarily around the holidays. It involves stuffing a woman's vagina full of bread and vegetables, much like sutffing a turkey.
Person 1: "dude, you know that leftover turkey stuffing that no one would eat?"
Person 2: "Yea, why?"
Person 1: " well, lets just say tht christine really loves the holidays."
Person 2: " Ah, the omaha thanksgiving surprise... dude."
Person 2: "Yea, why?"
Person 1: " well, lets just say tht christine really loves the holidays."
Person 2: " Ah, the omaha thanksgiving surprise... dude."
by Surgio November 13, 2007
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Guy 1: Dude, I took this chick home from the bar last night and guess what, fucking Asian Mountain Man Surprise!
Guy 2: Fucking gross what did you do?
Guy 1: What do you mean?
Guy 2: Uhh....?
Guy 2: Fucking gross what did you do?
Guy 1: What do you mean?
Guy 2: Uhh....?
by Perplexing Enigma April 11, 2011
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My girl wouldn't quit messing with me, so finally I just pinned her down a gave her an extra greasy duck butter surprise. She said her face stunk for 2 hours.
by Doc184 July 11, 2010
Get the Duck Butter Surprise mug.A meat snowman surprise is when you try to take care of your sibling, Anais, but fall asleep. The most likely outcome of this is a "meat snowman surprise" aka when you wake up to you making a snowman out of meat, and are therefore, surprised.
Gumball: I DON'T THINK PUTTING IN OUR BROWSER "MEAT SNOWMAN SURPRISE" WILL YIELD ANY INFORMING RESULTS
by NotLost October 18, 2022
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