Snototter

It’s when your girlfriend is to dry to insert and your mouth is drier than an Egyptian desert. So you give a farmers blow on your Dick and slide in on your belly like otter sliding down a river bank looking for his fish dinner.

Man I had cotton mouth so bad last night I had to give her a snototter just to finish her off .

by Supermnlies November 4, 2022

snotlout

snotlout is the Viking version of an Owen freddie Hammond
Isn’t just a dragon slayer but an underaged pussy slayer as well

Whoa it’s snotlout hide your kids

by jaiosiuxjamao April 12, 2023

Poop snotch

A shorter man between the ages of 48 and 68 with a beer belly wearing a really tight shirt.

Look at that pudgy elderly fellow wearing that tight ass shirt..

I know right? What a poop snotch.

by ThatReaper May 31, 2018

Man's not hot

2+2 is 4, everyday man's on the block, smoke trees. Ol'time maymay, thing's got a frisbee. Moving dat corn flakes. Look at your nose! Da thing goes grrrrra, pak pak pak pak pak, skip it to pak pak and a pok pok prooom!

Btw this is not alien talk, it is supposed to sound like gangsta rap. Has become a youtube meme.

-"Man's not hot, man's never hot, thing goes grrrrra pakpakpak!"

-"Wtf is this language ??"

by angryjoker November 12, 2017

It’s not serious

1. Wanting to be with someone without commitment.

2. they don’t really want you

He said it’s not serious, so ya know.

Nah bro it’s not even serious

by Medium_biscuit January 7, 2019

That’s not goin anywhere

What a man, typically a middle aged white man, will almost always say whilst strapping something into/onto the back of his truck.

Man: *buckeling down motor bike into bed of truck*
Anyone around: *silence*
Man slapping roof of truck: That’s not goin anywhere

by Big_Dick_Devin February 8, 2019

It’s not that I don’t want to

I just can’t get there from here, metaphorically speaking

It’s not that I don’t want to.

Yes I’m talking to you Jews

by WorseThanHitler January 7, 2021