John Shields

A man with a massive cock. Be a John Shields.

John Shields made me cum hard with his massive cocker.

by FettiWillfredo March 6, 2022

Harrisburg High School: Scitech Campus

A school where you do fuck all and still manage to pass because the school has a reputation of perfect students and the "100 percent graduation rate" that the principal will do whatever it takes to maintain even if it means wiping the whole semester of a student so they can turn their F- to a C-. Or she'll just kick out the student out. There's no in between. Don't even get me started on the food, the fucking food. You take one bite and it's over for your colon. It's like a backwards vomit into a cataclysmic exorcism in the bathroom. Some teachers are cool, shout out to Mr. Del minus one for that lack of a wife and shout out to Mr. Steps RIP to a real one.

Oh Harrisburg High School: Scitech Campus! My gender fluid hamster went to that school, I heard it was great!

Harrisburg High School: Scitech Campus has many of the brightest kids in their school!

Don't you have to take a test to get into Harrisburg High School: Scitech Campus? Yeah but we're short on kids so we just put them in.

by John Harris Ram December 7, 2018

Cool Shield

Something you have if you are cool enough that protects you from harm. Ranges from the size of your pinky to a 2 mile radius around the person.

That dude has a cool shield
-or-
He could survive a nuclear blast with his cool shield.

by BigBlowfish November 19, 2004

Shieldsy

The epitome of can't hang.

Yo, that kid vomiting is a total shieldsy.

by sirworthy02 November 11, 2009

the shield

a style that girls usually get, it is the process of getting bangs that forms a wall on the forehead. Often a hairstyle hard to pull off.

Janet Jackson is wearing the shield. OMGZ

by thebandit March 2, 2008

shate

A shit mate. A shate will not cherish one's friendship and will occasionally piss people off.

Guy: I told you not to fuck her brudda!
Guy2: yeah sorry man, I'm a shate

by TheHairyGreekWoman July 4, 2011

shicecuff

the bastardization of "scheiss' kopf" by Americans

when I saw that im_me_awc1990 put shicecuff and tried to pass it off as German, I said to myself, "Fluch, seine Mutter muß durch Hitler gebumstes dummes gewesen sein"

by Capndrseuss February 7, 2005