hyunjins real girlfriend

human

hyunjins real girlfriend is human.

by yeetskadoodle October 18, 2020

if pokemon were real...

A response to something that is impossible to do or acquire. Can be followed by a thorough explanation to add to the sarcasm. Does not have to do anything with the conversation.

guy 1: If eat a seven pound steak in seven minutes, then the meal will be free!

guy 2: Yeah, and if pokemon were real...

by Mega Millions August 10, 2010

Roblox Minigunner *REAL*

Best memes and youtuber that ever existed and if you say he scream autistic your idiot noob cause you can’t fucking edit you little bitch ass

Roblox Minigunner *REAL* is so epic

by boymom5 February 20, 2019

Real Life Ragequit

To leave with rage in a public or real-life event.

Player 1 wouldn't stop feeding so he caused Player 2 to ragequit, not only in the DotA game, but he also left the vent and failed to show up to school for the next three days.

Player 1's noobishness wouldn't allow Player 2 to last hit causing Simon to real life ragequit, crying"RAGEQUIT!" sprinting out of the lan party, and showing his face in public for the next ten days.

by Ownalizer December 9, 2009

Real piece of work

Euphemism for "fuckin' bitch."

Did you meet Ron's ex-wife Tammy? She's a real piece of work.

by Swass! II July 14, 2015

real football

The opposite to fake football. See football or soccer.

Americans don't like real football, so they call it soccer (term coined in 1812)

by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004

real person sex

Sex between a man and a woman. The act of performing sexual intercourse the way the good Lord intended it to be.

Caitlin: It was so weird because my lesbian gym teacher taught me about sex.
Chris: That's awkward.
Caitlin: Yeah! She doesn't even have real person sex!
Chris: lol real person sex?
Caitlin: Yeah like between a man and a woman!

by Brobot0001000 November 9, 2010