YOU'RE a...

A pretty fun effing way to talk back to one's mother, no matter what she says. Use with discretion.

Mother: "Are you comfortable enough, sweety?"
Unbelievably rebellious teenager: "Are YOU comfortable enough?!"

Mother: "He's the devil."
Teen: "YOU'RE the devil!"

Mother: "I went shopping."
Incredible Edible Rebel: "YOU went shopping!!!"

by ppcrn April 6, 2005

you're cool

A fake compliment said in a condescending tone of voice. A sarcastic comment that translates to you suck.

Loser: Oh no I just crashed my car
Jackass: YOU'RE COOL.

by dilary huff December 28, 2005

you're too late, you'll never find 'em now

A prominent phrase said by Swiper the Fox in almost every episode of the hit cartoon "Dora the Explorer". He steals the goods from Dora and Boots and says this.

Heh, heh, heh. You're toooo late, you'll never find your backpack now. {He then throws the backpack into bushes, then runs the opposite direction. I wonder what his motive is, I mean come on. And same thing with the grumpy old troll, who lives under the bridge.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

You're wasting your time

What you're doing if you don't pick Lazziness for your druid.

Exfear: PS you owe me.
Lazziness: I owe you for what? :O
Exfear: Silk goes I need a druid man
Exfear: I instantly say if you don't pick Lazziness you're wasting your time.

by Losteboye October 17, 2008

You're my Pink

Instead of being someone's yellow, being someone's pink is even stronger. It signifies love and protection. Being someone's pink usually means that they love another person to the point it hurts, or never ending love.

"ELI, YOU'RE MY PINK!!"

by peatalmao January 3, 2021

You're

What retards think "your" is spelled, but they're too thick to get it through their skulls.

You're mom.

by Green Lex Luthor October 27, 2009

you're welcome

The only phrase in the english language that has no correct response other than changing the subject entirely.

you: Thanks for the cheeseburger.

a friend: You're welcome.

you: I......yeah, so.....um, I'll...... yes.

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you: Thanks for forgiving me about the whole "pizza" thing.

a friend: You're welcome.

you: So that was some pretty fine bowling, wasn't it? I mean those guys are professionals.

by Manamanah March 29, 2009