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Roast

1.Pointing your hand at someone with all fingers and saying Boy but spelled like Boi.
Boy this kid looks so stupid I'm gonna roast him.
by Nerdy Gamer February 17, 2017
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The Roast

ex. 1: "Calvin and Hobbes is the Roast. It just doesn't get any better than that ."

ex. 2: "My teacher, Mrs. Jones, is the Roast! I love her!"
by Brewnary Logic June 8, 2019
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prof roast

A prof roast is an activity taken up by senior petroleum engineering students at Texas A&M University, in which the students make fun of, take cheap shots at, and relive past events of the professors in the petroleum department.
Wow! I can't believe Tom just said that! We are definitely using that in the prof roast!
by tomsdaddy March 10, 2009
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Roast or get Toast

A phrase meaning "either make fun of others, or you'll be the one made fun of." Often used in gaming, roasting battles, or chat rooms."
"Dude, you better clap back—roast or get toast!"
"The rule is simple: Roast or get Toast!"
by Vex Nighlock(Aka NP) August 18, 2025
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roasting the almond

when you warm your lady loins while your roommate is out of the room
My roommate's spending the weekend with her boyfriend as a sex slave, so I'm going to be roasting the almond all weekend!
by nastychicken June 26, 2016
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Squid Roast

Squid roast is a derivative of the common Australian Vernacular phase "spit roast". a Spit Roast, in turn, is similar to the American root phrase "finger cuffs" made famous in the 1997 film Chasing Amy by Kevin Smith.

A squid roast is when a particularly eager and morally apathetic lady takes as many cocks as she can. Similar to a gang bang and differs only slightly in that (8) is the magic number of cocks required to achieve true squid roast status.

The first (4) are pretty obvious, but finding places for the next (4) is quite challenging and often leads to a something akin to a snake mating ball.
My girlfriend said she wants a squid roast for her Birthday, and if I'm nice she'll let me watch.
by Yankee down under March 21, 2022
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Roasting

1. (verb: Roasting) cooking a food (typically meat) over a fire
2. (adjective: Roasted) the way food has been cooked.
3. (noun: roasted) Insulting someone on the internet.
1. Carl: what are you doing?
Joe: I'm roasting chicken.

2. Carl: Those roasted potatoes look delicious.

3. Richard: I'm confused why homeless people can have cellphones
Joe: You're confused about how a home costs more than a phone? Is this your first day on earth?
by murderous moth May 2, 2022
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