fuck me rigid

Another Australian expression of frustration, disbelief or amazement. Less popular cousin to fuck me dead.

"Hey mate, the Cats lost by 105 points today." "Fuck me rigid!"

by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006

Rigby

a man in possession of a foot-long schlong which may be classified as a weapon of mass destruction.

Word spread quickly around the college that Patrick had a rigby, however this proved to be unsubstantiated rumour.

by adolfkitler February 28, 2010

Rollers Rights

The reserved right for the smoker that has rolled the product that is about to be smoked with a group of individuals. This right is reserved for the roller to spark up the product first, rollers rights can be given up upon request of another bro

Ex1- Dude: Dude, are we gonna smoke this shit up?
Bro: Yeah bro, let me just finish up rolling
Dude: Ok dude, but I call greens
Bro: Bro, I get to spark it because i rolled it, rollers rights bro

Ex2- Dude: That was a great rolled product dude lets light this other one you rolled
Bro: Ok bro, you can have greens this time, I pass up my rollers rights to you
Dude: Thanks dude

by Jointabalaballala July 31, 2011

Self-righteous

Someone who for all the right reasons wants their beliefs to be righteous to help others but for a lack of understanding and compassion is short of love and righteousness.

That self-righteous barstard is just plain wrong ... I think he needs to take a look from a more loving angle ... Then he may be able to help.

by Insearchoothetruth December 26, 2018

Right in the Childhood

What you say when you notice something on a kid's show or movie that has a sexual reference. This term is popular on many online internet meme websites.

Spongebob: Look Doubloons! *Holds out soap* Don't drop 'em!

Viewer: That hit me right in the childhood

by xHawkEyex December 9, 2012

Divine right

Divine right is one of many excuses used by monarchs of Europe to retain thier positions of power. It was claimed that God himself put them there. Of course, the intellectuals of the day pointed out that monarchies are formed from the most violent band of thugs, made by man, not God.

Divine right has not been used by the British monarchy for several hundred years.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

rigor mortis

when someone's dead for a while and their limbs stiffen (not the penis, though if the corpse is laid face down, the flow of blood to the penis can result in an erection.. a treat for necrophiliacs)

when johnny tried to make the dead man give him a hand job, ted said "you idiot! the guy won't move! it's rigor mortis!", so then johnny killed ted and had ted finish the job before rigor mortis set in

by I TURN CORPSES UPSIDE DOWN May 30, 2006