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Racist

I'm not racist, I'm just logical
I wasn't being racist I was just being logical
by JUST SHIT MY PANTS 6969 May 23, 2022
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A catch-all phrase used by those who are afraid of an individual who is typically a realist pointing out the blatantly obvious.
1)Aidan: "What did that fine, upstanding African American fellow down the street receive as a present for his birthday?"

Tom: "Your bicycle."

Aidan: "Why, you're a RACIST!!!111!!!OMFG!! It's worse than getting AIDS!!!!!!!"

2) Why should we encourage interracial relationships between American born Puerto Ricans and African Americans?

The end result would reduce crime, as the thieves would be to lazy to steal.
by Masstah August 6, 2007
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Racism vs. Prejudice

Prejudice is to be human. Every one of us judges others on first contact. Usually through the filter of our own life experiences. Racism is a deep seeded superiority complex based purely on race. It usually requires joining a racism club and buying silly looking costumes. IE: KKK/Neo Nazis, Black Panthers/Nation of islam, Mecha/La Raza, etc,etc,etc.
Redneck like me #1:Steve crossed the "Racism vs. Prejudice" line the other day!

Redneck like me #2: Wad the dumbfuck do?

Redneck like me #1: He went and joined the KKK. What's he so proud of? His shitty trailer, or the fact that he married his first cousin?

Redneck like me #2: I dunno man, niggers irritate me too, but I'm not wearing that stupid looking bullshit!
by Whiskey Tengo Foxtrot September 1, 2011
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Racist Vagina

What a woman has if she has nothing against people outside of her own culture or race, but just does not find them attractive or want to have sex with them.
"No I'm sorry, I can't have sex with you; you see, I have a racist vagina."
by TwistedPix January 10, 2013
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I'm not racist, but...

A phrase used to proceed a bigoted tirade. Similar to Dennis Miller's stock comedic phrase "Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here..." which he invariably follows by a ranting monologue.

The problem is, when Dennis Miller does it, he understands that he is prone to ranting and appreciates the irony, which is why it's funny. Your average racist is never quite honest enough with himself to figure this out.

The literal translation from racist is, "I am, in fact, likely to be the most bigoted person you've met in years... the following observations will definitely prove this."
I'm not racist, but... you do know the Jews use the blood of Christian babies to make Matzoh.

I'm not racist, but... I think the Klan does a lot of good work.

I'm not racist, but... Hitler had a lot of good ideas.
by The_Egoist June 7, 2011
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E-Racist

People who post hate filled messages via internet. E-Racists are too afraid to expose their true racist belifes in real life for fear of being beaten up or stabbed.

Your typical e-racist will be a white male from the ages of 12-40 all of which still live with their parents.

You can find their postings on random porn sites in which they see the size of another races genitalia and become extremely jealous.

You can also find E-Racist postings on Urban Dictionary in which these little bastards post definition to words like coon, nigger, and tar baby
White kid #1: "Dude, look at all those black guys gang banging that white hooker!"
White kid #2: "How come we never gang banged a white hooker?"
White kid #1: "I dunno but it makes me angry! (Types) Fucking jungle bunny niggers stealing up all the good respectable white hookers..."
White kid #2: "Dude, thats not cool!"
White kid#1: "Its ok man i'm only an E-Racist!"
by Thelastblackhope July 25, 2008
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Racist

People use this term to get ahead in life.

White people can NOT use it or they are racist.

Any other ethnic group can use it, although not all choose to.

94% of the time Caucasians are the racists in question.

Racists are looked down on.

This term is over used.

A REAL RACIST IS SOMEONE WHO LOOKS DOWN ON ANOTHER BECAUSE OF SKIN COLOR/RACE.

If you are a white, wealthy, concervative, you are racist.
I am a racist.
I am a racist because I am white.
My mom's a racist because she told a black peer of mine who was bullying me to stop telling me that she was going to break me in half.
My dad's a racist because he hired the white man instead of the black man, even though the white man had more credentials.
My parents are racist because they voted for McCain.
I am a racist because I would rather be called 'Caucasian' instead of 'White'.
I am a racist because I called a kid black.
I am a racist because even though my best friend is African American I said I though Obama was dumb.
I'm a racist because I live in a nice house.
I'm a racist because I go to private school.
I'm a racist because even though my GPA was higher than the black kid, I got into Harvard and they didn't.
I'm a racist because I feel like the odd-girl out at public school because the school is only 5 % white.
I'm a racist for liking Abercrombie.
I'm a fucking racist, okay!?
by rockstarrrgirlie March 13, 2009
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