A pasta fork; apoon-shaped instrument with prongs for lifting long-stranded cooked pastas, such as spaghetti.
"I can't find my fucking racist thing!"
"Your what?"
"My Polish hair net! This thing!"
"You mean a pasta fork?"
"Yeah my grandmother calls it a Polish hair net, I think it's a Dutch thing, they're really racist."
"Your what?"
"My Polish hair net! This thing!"
"You mean a pasta fork?"
"Yeah my grandmother calls it a Polish hair net, I think it's a Dutch thing, they're really racist."
by Not So Super Mario September 20, 2013
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by Willsmithspapa420 October 3, 2024
Get the Polish Plant mug.Unfortunately many a Polish seem to have been rig scripted into being part of some slanderous attempt at undermining our Freedom based society here with some horrid perverse agenda. While not all slander slut slags may equally visually resemble the infamous monica lewinsky for which the so called "monica lewinsky situation" is named after it being a way ti refer to slander attempts and general evil plots, the Polish Deepthroat is what it is called when the entire situation seems to hinge on some poor young throat being basically scapegoated..
Alternatively, "Polish Deepthroat" can be defined as a particular style of sucking a dick which involves particular vigour and enthusiasm from the fellator in terms of how much the gag reflex is tested and its limits pushed during the act.
Sometimes and in fact oftentimes both these definitions are interwoven.
Alternatively, "Polish Deepthroat" can be defined as a particular style of sucking a dick which involves particular vigour and enthusiasm from the fellator in terms of how much the gag reflex is tested and its limits pushed during the act.
Sometimes and in fact oftentimes both these definitions are interwoven.
"Yes! The Woman I picked up looks like Monica Lesinski" thought Stan, "she is gunna choke on me like a classic Polish Deepthroat in some sort of hearst style Monica Lewinski Situation all bundled up in Polish Deepthroat spiddle...
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Thomas is normally a humble guy, but after a few drinks he really starts polishing his own pedestal about what a great Scrabble player he is.
Thomas is normally a humble guy, but after a few drinks he really starts polishing his own pedestal about what a great Scrabble player he is.
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Get the polish your own pedestal mug.So, I am Polish girl and I want to leave Poland, people don't tolerate me and thinks that I eat cats and I am bad person :P
I’m Polish girl, I live in small village in eastern Poland and it's really horrible, I don't have friends.
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