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Pick me

A girl that says shes one of the boys and hates all other girls
by I am a wolf November 14, 2023
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Pick A Dick

The choice a female (or male) make when deciding what dick to take.
Man "Pick A Dick"
Woman "Geesh. Don't rush me. I'm thinking"
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Pick up line

bottom: "your like a roller coaster, the faster u go the louder I scream"
top: 😳
top: "Is that a pick up line or do you really want me to go faster 😏"
bottom: "😳 I- I-"
by me_i_am-bottom November 15, 2021
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Pick me

A boy/girl often being obsessed over one typical person. Often saying things like " Oh yeah i literally into football i watch it everyday!" Just to get chosen by their crush. They often think that their life is a movie and will also copy the things they see from their crush or that seems to get their attention.
"Omg don't you think lara is such a Pick Me?"
"YESS I know right She's all over jacob"
by thepersonuneedinyourlife September 7, 2023
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Smoodge pick

(Aubrey) Hey Gina, Dad says we need to smoodge pick today.
(Gina) But I picked up Ellie's poop yesterday!
by Nurse Aubs March 31, 2010
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YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!

NOW CHOOSE! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B
Hym "Iam! YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B. Pick one."

Iam "What? Uuuuum... I don't know man... What's the difference?"

Hym "Welp, Group of evil retards A are a bunch of solipsistic narcissists who think you're inferior to them along moral and ideological lines (Unless you do what they want). Group of evil retards B (On the other hand) are narcissists who are all (kind of) trapped in their own solipsistic experience. AND they think they're superior to you along ideological and moral lines (Unless you do what they want)."

Iam 'Uuuuh, I'm not seeing a-"

Hym "YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!"

Iam "Ok! Um.. A-Er, no, B! B."

Hym 😱 "You digusting, racist freak! B!? You're clearly an evil retard."

Iam 😟 "Wha- You made me pick- How did race get involved?"

Hym "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PICK THE EVIL RETARDED ONE!"

Iam "EVIL AND RETARDED WERE MY ONLY OPTIONS!"

Hym "WRONG! Wrong choice!"

Iam "I- How? So YOU picked A?"

Hym "What!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived! I literally rival Shakespeare! Why would I be an evil retard!?BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "Well I... You said I HAD to choose!"

Hym "AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam June 4, 2023
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Pick-Me

An annoying ugly ass bitch named Ella Mossbacher that literally used to hang out with the boys in 5th grade and tries to include herself into things
Don’t be a pick-me like Ella Mossbacher
by user2827272 December 4, 2023
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