When an individual attempts to pull a prank, typically on April Fools' Day, and the joke is actually on the prankster.
Jim texted a former colleague, falsely claiming that their previous company had sold for hundreds of millions of dollars, implying that the stock options the colleague had declined to purchase upon leaving a few months earlier were now worth tens of millions. In reality, the company was in dire straits, and Jim's job was terminated just weeks after this polish prank.
by SlimGravy April 01, 2024
Person 1: “I can’t fucking believe these gas prices right now!!”
Person 2: “Well, we got a bunch of mushroom polishers running this country right now!”
Person 2: “Well, we got a bunch of mushroom polishers running this country right now!”
by Isl-96 February 17, 2024
by potentiallydead March 13, 2013
Black toenail means you are sexy as hell, have the sweetest tasting pussy, great at sucking dick, and the most beautiful green eyes
You see that girl over there with the black toenail polish? I bet her pussy tastes like cotton candy.
by Magin May 21, 2023
That girl said she wasn't hungry, but when i showed her my polish dinner she dove in and didn't come up for air until the mustard was gone.
by clevermeats November 22, 2015
An inferior male who prefers his own company, and engages in self-adoration through copious masturbation.
Don always felt that everyone was inferior to his excellence, and undeserving of his greatness. He was an expert trophy polisher and gave himself lots of praise and encouragement in all of his alone time.
by Alt Hype April 19, 2018
by Clothes_ismyway October 04, 2013