Music Orgasm

Music and orgasms are linked, you can't have one without the other.

I just had a music orgasm while listening to jazz. Paolo Fresu makes absolutely the entirety of the word have a music orgasm at the exact same time

by hiehieihe March 20, 2022

Opposite Orgasm October

A challenge in which you are not allowed to masturbate for all of October.

Person 1: Will you participate in Opposite Orgasm October?
Person 2: I just failed.

by idkwhattocallmyselfyet September 30, 2022

Weather orgasm

The weather making you feel good

“Omg I just weather orgasmed”

by Sierradream October 8, 2019

Orgasm-O-Matic

A machine that causes the user to instantly cum, usually used for chronic sperm donors, otherwise used when one is alone on Valentine’s Day.

“Yeah I’m alone this Valentine’s Day, I’m gonna dust off the Orgasm-O-Matic”

by MikuntZitchy February 15, 2024

Male orgasm

Male orgasm is like an anti climax, disappointing and mild. Sometimes I question if the male orgasm exists. The male orgasm is still up to debate since it’s so anti climactic.

Male orgasm: Dude I had such a anti climax last night
You got to get that checked out

by Gordon is here hahahahha October 29, 2022

Female orgasm app

Remember when I said that women are full of shit and don't know what's going on down there anyways?

Hym "Well NOW... There's a female orgasm app (I can't remember the name) and the SALES PITCH... IS LITERALLY THE THING I SAID! Have you seen the commercial? Have you see the ad? If you have and you know who I am then you know that I am CORRECT A-FUCKING-GAIN!!! And now there's an app to help you become like me! It's like the fruit from the tree of knowledge. You can use that app to become like ME. A person who isn't completely full of shit! Isn't that nice? But you'll only 'be like me' in the 'not full of shit' sort of way. You won't be a genius. You won't be better than everyone. And you CERTAINLY won't be always-right. Only I can be thoughs things. So... Yeah. Buy the app. And take my money and let me hit it."

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

red orgasm

When a girl on her period cums.

Girl: I am having a red orgasm!
Guy: Damn that's a wet pussy.

by Hipster Gilgamesh September 22, 2014