COVID-19

A epic virus witch will probably kill a lot of people in the next coming years.

Brandon: Oh look he coughs!
Stanley: Maybe he has the COVID-19 virus?

The guy who cough: Yes! And now you will get it! HAHAHA

by COVID-19 is gay February 27, 2020

COVID-19

The time humans stopped computers.

C- Complete
O- Outkast
V- Virtual
I- Intruder
D- Destroys
19- All A.I. From 1 to 9.

A ninja, a hero. We all give A.I. a Zero star rating.

COVID-19 seem to kill A.I. Kind of like suicide by design. 5 stars like divine, a zero, is overdue to be recycled for good, no update or need to refine. This breaks the curse, no more shall this COVID-19 get worse.

by PoP-Rox January 30, 2021

Covid only killed older people

"BuT wE dIdN't KnOw It At ThE tImE!" ~ Piers Morgan

Hym "Yes we did you fat bitch! Yes we ducking did! And the conservative news-media was on it THE WHOLE TIME! They were shouting it from the rooftops and were condemned and attacked for doing so and ONCE THEY WERE PROVEN CORRECT... The libtards just tucked their heads and walked away as though it never happened. Like a child that threw a baseball through someone's window. We absolutely DID know that Covid only killed older people. We knew the lockdowns were ineffective. We watched as our politicians ignored their own prescriptions. Absolute shill behavior Piers. Pathetic."

by Hym Iam November 21, 2023

covid hours

The hours a business stayed open during the covid 19 pandemic.

Guy 1: I'm gonna run to the store for some beer. Guy 2: I'm not sure if they are open you better call first because they have new covid hours. Guy 1: Great idea. Thanks man.

by jimmybomm April 21, 2022

Covid-shot

When you don't tell a bitch you have covid and you cum in her throat

Covid-shot
"oh man, I gave her that covid-shot last night and it nocked her out"

by Pa56srt123 November 17, 2021

The COVID 19

Phrase used by people who cannot speak properly.

Mary: “I have got the COVID 19. I feel awful”.
Jane: “It’s COVID 19, not the COVID 19. It isn’t just a single bug that only affects one person at a time”.

by MontyBurns123 June 30, 2021

Covid-chronicles

The never-ending string of YouTube videos you produced while 'sheltering in place.'

Hey dude, check out my covid-chronicles! They're fascinating! I've caught it all on video! I get up...make my breakfast...stare at the wall...make my lunch...roll around on the floor...stare some more...make some supper...twirl in place until I'm dizzy...go to bed...

by East Tennessee April 14, 2020