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tug off

Tugg off is the same as masturbation. You tugg off means that you masturebate off the penis. This is only for males
by Bennyboi June 12, 2007
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Duck Off

A polite way of asking a duck to leave you alone.
Duck off! I haven't got any bread left.
by Pennycook November 21, 2004
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send off

One who sends you on a blank mission.
One who misguides or misdirects.
Dude, you told me Chucky Cheese was on 15th, but it was really on 19th. You're a motherfuckin' send off.
by 2014_chiguy October 15, 2006
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Melon Off

When two gentlemen, usually heterosexual and inebriated, engage in a competition to see which of the two gentlemen can sustain an errection the longest, with a partially hollowed out melon over their penises.

The first to have their melon drop to the floor is the loser.
George and Alfed covered their throbbing hard cocks with the hollowed out remains of a delcious watermelon, having just agreed to a melon off.
Alfred, weak from the 13 cocksucking cowboy shots he had recently downed, lasted a meer 13 seconds before the watermelon dropped to the floor in what can only described as a bloody mess. George, delighted at his new found glory, shoved his ---- up Alfreds arse, and they both agreed they were all winners in the end.
by itsross May 6, 2008
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Friend-off

When an acquaintance of yours starts to irritate you, particularly when they begin to act like your best friend as soon as you just met them. When you've had enough, you introduce them to another friend of yours who you think has a chance of getting along with them, in hopes that your friend will be more accepting of this person's annoying behaviours than you are. A friend-off is successful when your acquaintance quickly attaches themselves to your friend rather than you. Thus, you have passed off your "friend" to another friend.
Person 1: Is there anything I should be careful of if I decide to friend-off someone?

Person 2: Friend-offs can backfire if the friend you have passed your annoying acquaintance off to is a very close friend of yours and they genuinely get along and become good friends. Every time your inner circle of friends gets together, the person you have friend-offed will then start regularly attending those gatherings, and you will have to endure their presence anyway.
by SpencerMurrayStudios May 30, 2016
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Foked Off

A similar term to "fucked off" although doesn't give a strong swearing impression, and is used more in a joking manner than a serious matter as "fucked off" is.
"The pokemon foked off."

"Where did Dabio go?"
"He foked off."
by DabioMcFok August 24, 2016
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enjoy off

noun. A competition to see who can climax the most number of times via masturbation.
Tim really kicked my ass in that last enjoy off, with his 4 climaxes to my 2; I guess his special fanning technique really paid off.
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