crotch monster

A child. Usually someone elses child, although it can also be used as a future child you don't want to ever have.

"im going to shove that happy meal down your little crotch monster's throat if he throws another mcnugget at me!!!"

"nah homey, shes on the pill. don't need a little crotch monster anytime soon.

by gravityXaddict August 12, 2008

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monster

A young female in her teen years (13-19) that portrays an image of innocence but behind closed doors performs nasty sex acts that you would not expect from such a nice young girl. (E.g., Anal sex, Deep throat, Ass to mouth, tea bagging, rim jobs, orgies, DP, etc.)
A monster is similar to a freak. The difference is in the age and how you expect her to act biased on her outside appearance.

-"What's up Joe, how was that date last night with that hot young librarian girl? I bet she was lame."
~"Bro you are not gonna believe it, I thought that she was a geek too but I brought her to dinner and then we went back to my place for a drink and before you know it she was letting me get hot in her ass! Man that girl is a monster!!"

by NightCapper April 14, 2006

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30 minute shower

having a extra long time taking a shower due to intense masturbation while in the bath tub.

roberta: whats taking your husband so long in the shower?

michelle: oh gosh i think my husbands taking a "30 minute shower...Again!.

roberta: Eww gross.

by Musicianman113 January 28, 2011

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funny 5 minutes

When cats and other animals go completely crazy throwing themselves around and chasing things that aren't there (sometimes late at night)and then stop abruptly again

"look at the state of the curtains!"
" I know. Fluffy just had a funny 5 minutes"

by bunnella August 10, 2006

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