sesh monkey

A person who doesnt have his own weed to smoke but always sneaks in and gets his mates to shout him a sesh

David-bruh josh nevee shouts us bud but we always shout him
Craig - ahhaha his a little sesh monkey

by scarfey February 05, 2017

Dumping Monkey

The man defecates on the woman's chest. The woman throws it back at the man. He beats on his chest and yells 'oh oh oh I'm the dumping monkey!'

I'm swinging from a tree tonight like I'm a dumping monkey - oh oh oh!

by WFTR November 01, 2013

monkey pounder

A person that spanks the monkey or punches the clown. Also known as clown boxer.

That monkey pounder is an asshole

by Dakota383b April 26, 2016

shing monkey

someone who is just doing dumb/stupid things and acts stupid.

Wow, Galen is such a shing monkey

by Dave's World March 10, 2017

Monkey Knuckle

When fisting someone's anus, and you pull your fist out covered in poop.

I can't believe they didn't clean themselves enough to prevent me from getting monkey knuckles.

by unrealism September 06, 2021

monkey trailing

the act of leaving behind a trail of toxic nerve gas emmited from ones bunghole.

I didn't warn my grandma i was monkey trailing, so when she caught a wiff she checked her Depends.

by BXplicit December 08, 2008

Smoke Monkey

City dweller, especially from a capital or on of the primary cities of a nation.
Often best applied to a city dweller who is out of place in country or sub-urban surroundings.
Someone from a 'big smoke' environment.
A concrete Tarzan.
Possible car theif.

Bloke 1: Dave, your mate Mick's got a headstrong attitude, why's he in people's faces all the time?
Bloke 2: He's a good guy, mate, but what'd you expect, dude's a fucking smoke monkey.

by Snowcaller September 03, 2014