Fuck Mountain

The promised land...

We've made it brethren. To our future, to our salvation, to Fuck Mountain.

by SnugisLurp July 22, 2021

Missouri Mountain Hammer

A redneck built like a lumber jack, who has a penis so big, he can break boulders with the slap of his giant cock.

“Did you hear what Greg did?

I heard he roughed up Angie pretty good.

That’s what a Missouri Mountain Hammer will do to a pretty little thing.”

by Dudeman the Dingleberry God February 20, 2023

Meat Mountain

A penis so huge it rivals the blue whale's 98-incher.

Celene: "I had to take Chad's Meat Mountain the other day."

by UnusualInsanity June 16, 2023

Green mountain fudgesicle

When you take a shit and freeze it dunk it in maple syrup and fuck her right in the pussy.

Jeff took a shit in the snow bank came down to the sugar house needing some maple said Brenda wanted a green mountain fudgesicle.

by Gmp8927 September 19, 2023

broke dick mountain

When someone's dick is unfuckable, as in bent or diseased. Particularly when surrounded by similar dicks.

Men sending me dick pics and it's broke dick mountain. I don't want to see that! I'm not your urologist!

by Piratical December 18, 2016

king under the mountain

Dáin II Ironfoot

After Thorin, Fili and Kili have died, Thorin's cousin Dáin II Ironfoot of the iron hills becomes king of Duran's folk, otherwise known as king under the mountain.

by justaman June 5, 2017

the volcanologist on the mountain

Someone who is in the middle of a situation who is in a position to know exactly what is or was going on.

Someone who is on the volcano would have a better idea if an eruption is about to happen versus someone who is away from the mountain.

I know exactly what happened yesterday. You weren't there. I was. I was the volcanologist on the mountain.

by Bigdrawers November 15, 2017