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Making love 

As my rock hard penis was pulverizing her cervix, my girlfriend whispered in my ear, “It’s so special making love to you.”
Making love by friendly confines August 16, 2021

Milking it 

When you have no idea of what for, or what it is, where it comes from, how it got there, or even why, however. Keeping the stupid cow decided to go milking it.
A young farm lass had been given a gift, a cow.

Tessa: "Thanks! I think, what is it?!"
Giver: "It's a cow...."
Tessa: "What should I do with it?"
Giver: "I'm not sure, I was hoping you will know?"
Tessa: "Is it a boy or girl, from the look of those....abit unusual?"
Giver: "This is why I don't want it. And think you can make sense of it."
Tessa: "Well, ok....I'll take a look at it...you sure it's called a cow?!"
Giver: "Positive.....when I bought it, someone said, 'finally got rid of the moany old cow'.."
Tessa: "Well, would you know, something seems to be coming out of these dangly things..."
Giver: "Think you might be milking it now..."
Milking it by Long Johns October 30, 2014

making nice 

just like generally making nice, or the act of making nicey
"I was making nice with my b****, when the channel 4 news team pulled up and verified that indeed colonel sanders was a dead man, i replied to the news team "let me see your laffy taffy", to which they commented "no."
making nice by Maryam G. October 29, 2005

mixing bowl

An interchange involving several different highways, where cars have to cross diagonally across several lanes to get to the route they need. Everyone is trying to merge/cross simultaneously, resulting in a sort of braided motion just short of (and sometimes achieving) complete chaos.
"I wouldn't mind driving to E-town except for that goddamn mixing bowl where 30 crosses 283."
mixing bowl by Jackee H. January 6, 2008

Making Passion 

Another way to say "making love" or having "sex."
Trent: Dude, what are they doin' in there?

JD: Don't go in there man, they are Making Passion!
Making Passion by Sidez007 August 12, 2008

making waffles 

when you tell our freinds your going to do something but really your rubbing one out
evan-"hey jason im going to be making waffles. jason-"ok" .....30 minuts later evan-"ya i was beating off"
making waffles by jason meehan November 3, 2009