mess

Something not do do with Texas.

Don't mess with Texas yo.

by Shwaaay November 16, 2009

sex message

a text message that is sexual and is usually intended to get a sexual response

dude, stop sending sex messages your girl friend when im here, thats for your privite time only!

by bostonfan January 30, 2009

hot mess express

An individual who lacks self-awareness and is possibly suffering from a mental illness. Person may appear unkempt to others but is too delusional to see that in the mirror. Said person will often spout off on topics of which they aren’t well informed and often makes statements that are not based on fact. Given to espousing conspiracy theories. Easily drawn into cults. These people rarely contribute to society in a productive manner. See Majorie Taylor Greene for the epitome of this definition.

Marjorie Taylor Greene is the definition of a hot mess express.

by Anonymous Contributor May 4, 2021

mess

Comes from the South Bay, meaning "to fool around with". Kiss, fondle, make-out, etc.

Did you and Joe mess last night?

by FemmeFatale July 1, 2005

messanger

1. A person who is writing a very angry letter.

2. A person who is writing a letter a about recently terrible performance of a song.

1. God, I just hate being the messanger of bad news!

2. John may be a terrible singer, but at least he's willing to be his own messanger. If only Fall Out Boy would follow in his footsteps.

by Scambl June 20, 2008

Messa

A person who loves Football and Art, she is very kind but also violent to fake people and snakes.

She is just like Messa

by M-Anonymous-M September 4, 2018

Text Message Ho

A late night girl whom is strickly communicated with via text message. Under no circumstance would an acutal vocal conversation ever take place.

I had to bang out my text message ho last night, kiiiiddd.

Dude, that chick is a text message ho. Strickly text scene.

by Rusty Colebrook January 3, 2009