by The master of masturbating November 16, 2020
Get the Masturbatingmug. This is the plan you make when you have limited time to jerk it. Especially applicable when someone living with you may return at any moment, or could walk in on you. Its having the cursor over the x , having something to cover your junk quickly, having another tab to click to etc. How to cover up the fact you were j-ing off quickly if someone were to come in.
Bro my girl was supposed to be gone all day and she came back early and caught me beating my meat. I fucked up not having a masturbation escape plan.
by Mcgwicko August 31, 2022
Get the masturbation escape planmug. by MMBBHH July 9, 2016
Get the Masturbation radiationmug. by StarSoupMan March 28, 2024
Get the Mustn't Masturbate Marchmug. An Urban Legend from colonial Southbend, Indiana about a Fisher man attending Fisher Town Hall meetings and parlor events to masturbate in public spaces. The townspeople banished him for ejaculating in the town’s lake. Legend has it, it you look too deeply into St. Joe’s river, the Fisher man stares back.
Frank: Do you that Greek story about that dude that fell in a lake or something?
Fred: Yeah, The Fisher Masturbator?
Fred: Yeah, The Fisher Masturbator?
by L*na August 2, 2022
Get the The Fisher Masturbatormug. People masturbating make up most of Urban Dictionary’s traffic. In fact, probably the entire internet’s traffic in general.
by Your pseudonym :3 September 20, 2023
Get the Masturbatingmug. A individual so weak minded that has nothing better to do than to masturbate to the cuts on his body.
by Ppogiver September 11, 2018
Get the Emo masturbatormug.