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Milf Orchestra

An Amateur Orchestra with people in their forties who aren´t professional Musicians
Oh I heard your Mom picked up an Instrument?
Yup, I guess she´ll join a Milf Orchestra soon
by Treewise October 30, 2019
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MILF

A sexy lady who usually 30+ and often 40+ ie Mother I'd like to fuck
Erik had a thing for Martha Holmes, Heather Dowell and Helen Thomas. They are MILF he would often say.
by PantsuGoblin June 13, 2025
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Milf

1. Acronym; Mother I'd Like to Fuck. Noun, a title given to one's friend whom has an attractive mother. This title must be designated by the friends, acquaintances, or any other social peer of said mother's offspring(ex.1), and cannot be self designated(ex.2). Factors that may be improve potential recipients chances for receiving this title may include, but are not limited to; proximal age gap, breast implants, make-up, hairstyle, plastic surgery, natural beauty, and hot tubs

2. Acronym; Moro Islamic Liberation Front. Noun, Islamic group that fought for greater self autonomy Muslims in Phillipines. Armed Division was titled BIAF for Bangsamoro Islamic Armed Forces. MILF employs an Islamic faith democratic governance and permanently disarmed in 2014 after achieving their mission objective, with the creation of Bangsamoro Autonomous Region and handover of control in 2019, and is considered inactive.
ex.1) "Dude, Tony's mom just got a boob job, she's a total MILF!"
ex.2) "I have 2 kids, so I'm a certified MILF!!"
by LuckyKekingCharms June 30, 2025
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Busty Darlowo Milf

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A person who is from Poland and has a Jewish pedophile son.
Hey look at that slut!
Yeah she must be a "Busty Darlowo Milf"
by SL15FU January 14, 2025
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Milf day

It’s milf day grab a milf and celebrate
by I LOVE LOGAN May 15, 2023
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Miami MILF Party

Miami MILF Party is a MILF Party with hot, sexy MILFs usually Latinas in Miami with big ass fake tits and tight pussies spending their hubby's money at a party where they meet younger guys (18+).
Sebastian Cruz throws the best Miami MILF Party with the hottest young bulls and sexiest Latina MILFs
by MiamiSwingersFan May 20, 2023
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Miami MILF

Miami MILF is the hottest of the hot MILFs. She is a little crazy and all fake tits and botox but she will do things to your cock that will make you think of her while you are with your gf especially when she declines her husband's call while she's giving you head in his SUV.
"Bro, that Miami MILF is left my back all marked up. My girl asked me about it."
by MiamiSwingersFan May 20, 2023
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