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by I_H@TE_EVERY0NE** May 24, 2023
Get the Megan mug.Megan is the best friend a girl can have. She’s the most loyal and supportive friend, if you dislike someone, she hates them. She will never judge you and she is always there to listen. Megan makes everyone laugh, she has the purest and funniest laugh. If you have a bad day, Megan will cheer you up. She’s so unique you can never find someone like her again. If you fumble her , you will regret it. She’s the sweetest! ILY ~ A
by meganssupporter September 29, 2025
Get the Megan Olivia mug.Megan — The sister who’s basically a whole movie in human form. She’s funny enough to make you laugh till your stomach hurts, savage enough to humble you in one sentence, and protective enough to scare anyone who even thinks about messing with you. She’s got main-character energy, K-drama levels of emotion, and a playlist for every mood.
She’ll roast you like it’s her job, then defend you like a lion if someone else tries it. Under all that attitude, though, she’s pure heart — the kind of person who’ll make sure you’re okay even when she’s not. She’s loud, loyal, dramatic, and full of love… and honestly, life would be boring without her.
She’ll roast you like it’s her job, then defend you like a lion if someone else tries it. Under all that attitude, though, she’s pure heart — the kind of person who’ll make sure you’re okay even when she’s not. She’s loud, loyal, dramatic, and full of love… and honestly, life would be boring without her.
You: “Megan, why are you giving me that look?”
Megan: “Because I know you’re about to do something stupid.”
You: why are you giving me attitude?
Megan: its not attitude, its personality.
(Ten minutes later, she’s laughing with you about it and bringing snacks like nothing ever happened.)
Megan: “Because I know you’re about to do something stupid.”
You: why are you giving me attitude?
Megan: its not attitude, its personality.
(Ten minutes later, she’s laughing with you about it and bringing snacks like nothing ever happened.)
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by LittleJewBoyNextToMe October 31, 2025
Get the Overtime Megan mug.“Megan has grandma been drinking” is a phrase used by the hapless Maplewood PD when a grandma is driving kinda shitty, possibly under the influence. Really, you can substitute any child’s name in there, such as “Hunter has grandma been drinking.”
Driving down Highway 36, by the intersection of English Street, the Maplewood PD pulled over poor old granny and went over to the passenger side and said the following “Megan has grandma been drinking.”
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Get the Megan has grandma been drinking mug.The most funny, intelligent, beautiful girl you'll ever find. If you ever meet her, don't let her go. She's is so caring, you'll feel like you don't deserve her. She always tries to cheer you up when you feel blue, and she'll always make sure you're okay. Her love language is giving, she loves giving you gifts and always remind you how much she loves you, cause you mean the world to her. She always wants to listen to music with you and never stops talking about Han Jisung. You'll never feel judged, you'll feel safe. Megane feels like home. Never take her for granted.
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