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Lindsay

Lindsay is a total bitch. She’s a fake friend and will never understand true friendship. All she wants to is destroy friendships and cause drama. Yep, she’s a drama queen.
Avoid her at all costs!
If you know a Lindsay, let her go as quickly as possible!
Friend: Damn! Lindsay sucks!

Me: Yeah, I know.
by Tim Jim Doesn’t like Gym October 27, 2018
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Lindsey

A Hippo. Or a whale...you decide.
Oh my god, she's such a Lindsey!! Her hips are so full of blubber and cellulite.
by The Big Fat Greek October 8, 2012
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Lindsay Lohan

A dyke.
Jenna: Who's that dyke?

Brian: It's Lindsay Lohan.

Jenna: Oh.
by Mystery Dink February 19, 2009
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Home of Strong Bad. Also, the place to go for losers who constantly screw up making welcome movies.
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! pushes Homestar aside Hello, and welcome to Im-a-big-moron-who-cant-remember-his-lines.com! No, seriously.
by dj gs68 April 29, 2003
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Lindsey

A stupid bitch that will cheat on you. She puts her sex life on display and will even lie to people saying she slept with you. She's two faced and will tell all your secrets. Once she thinks you're friends, you'll never get rid of her. Even if you tell her point blank you aren't friends, she'll still think you're kidding. She also has a nasty tooth that you will feel every time you makeout. It's so distracting once you notice it. Stay away from Lindsey's at all costs because you don't want to mess with her nasty ass
Ew, don't be a Lindsey
by Sarrrraaaaaaaa June 1, 2014
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Lindsay

Hey that girl lindsay wears the same clothes and hits on guys while in a relationship, also a skanky ass thot
by HypnoDoge88 June 22, 2019
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Pulling A Lindsay

An expression used when someone does something that is largly frowned upon by the free world. Typically characterized by Lindsay Lohan's disregard for her life, career, and money.

Most commonly associated with people forgetting and looking for justification and an easy way out.
(In a heavy southern accent.)

Chrystal: "Why the fuck didn'chu call me lass nite?"
Tammy: "I was pulling a Lindsay, I got so high I didn't know where the phone was!"
Chrystal: "Crack Whore, I need'd smoks."
Tammy: "You know momma has a problem, I just can't kick the meth."
Chrystal: "Well I'ma get to work cause Reggie says if I'm late again I'ma be fired from the strip club."
Tammy: "Papa Reggie wont fire you, tell him you pulled a Lindsay."
by Dominic M August 1, 2007
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