Minecraft

The best fucking game in the world fuck you all play Minecraft. I <3 Minecraft it is god

Kid: I play Minecraft
Teacher: A Plus
Kid: Fuck Yeah

by Satans Daddy February 21, 2019

Minecraft

A game that is dead in 2019 but when old kids remember the game they get the best nostalgic feeling and their life is complete with the gane

"Dude Look its your xbox 360!"
*boots it up*
"oh my god...Minecraft...dude remember this game? it was the best game ever."
"wanna play it?"
"yeah...

by Th0t_Patrool February 23, 2019

Minecraft

Only 90's kids know what this is. This game was part of all of our childhoods and shall stay there forever.

Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing minecraft

by DOCiml8forschool March 1, 2019

minecraft deepthroat

A diamond hoe penetrates so deep into your trachea that it reaches your lungs.

How was your date with Steve last night?

He wasn't much in bed, but then he minecraft deepthroated me and the night got so much better!

by minecrafthoe106 March 9, 2019

minecraft

blocks, 9 year olds, and zombies.

4th grader 1 - HEY WANNA PLAY MINECRAFT AFTER SCHOOL ???
4th grader 2- SURE :D

by Pxptartzz April 9, 2019

Minecraft

A nostalgic game if you need time for nostalgia

Say that if you never played Minecraft for ages, and you want to play this sweet, nostalgic game. If your other friends like Fortnite better and think Minecraft is trash, don't listen to them, click away, and enjoy!

Me: I'm so bored playing Fortnite!
Me: How about if I played Minecraft....seems like I haven't played it for a while.
Me: *Clicks on the application*
Me: Ahh....it's so nice playing this game again! So much good memories from here.

by broception_15 May 11, 2019

Minecraft

you know it you love it is Minecraft is not that gay game fortnite

Player1 wanna play Minecraft

Player2 yea im no gay

by 77égvann May 17, 2019