Lord Nelson

Fabricating an embarrassing story to mask your non-attendance at an event.

Friend 1: Are you going to the Rozelle Flop Party Saturday?
Friend 2: Nah, it'll be shit.

Friend 1: Don't be a tight arse, whats your excuse?
Friend 2: I'll tell them i went home with a kinky chick Friday night, and she did me up the arse with a strap on dildo.

Friend 1: Ah, classic Lord Nelson.

by LordNelson October 29, 2012

Lorenzo

Lorenzo is a man who is strong and independent and the type to marry with a large family. He is easy to get along with and has so many friends.

"Lorenzo is the coolest and the strongest person here." "A Mallory would definitely marry him."

by funnypersonT-T November 13, 2018

Lorik

Lorik is a person who only cares about money... He's also very smart and sexy af!

But there is something noone knows: „He's very good in bed!“

Her: „i need someone with much money, a long dick and he should be good in bed?“
Lorik: „yo, what's poppin'? My name is Lorik!“
Her: „omg, i found him skrr skrr!“

by JinxIt69 January 6, 2019

Lorant

A person with a rather large wood

Omg i met this boy at the party last night, when i first saw him i could already sense that he was a Lorant..

by Haleydanso1 May 11, 2019

Lorena

She’s literally the coolest kid ever

Lorena is sooo cool she’s a cool kid

by Cool kid lexiii June 20, 2019

Lorenzo

A Lorenzo is a very very sweet guy.He loves sports like Football,Rugby,and basketball.He is a great listener and a great person to speak to.You can literally trust him with ur life he’s a Italian mixed with hotness.He can make girls drool.He has many girls after him but seems to focus on just one.He’s a really sweet hot loyal guy whenever he enters your life you never want him to leave.He might live miles a away but ur love for him is so strong that doesn’t break anything.Lorenzo is just that guy everyone wants to be friends with.Bcuz of his loyalty with relationships n friendships.He will never leave your side no matter what he will stay.Just always remember to keep a good Lorenzo by your side at all times

Lorenzo-walks into a room

girl 1-drools

Lorenzo-ignores

girl 2-hey hotty
Lorenzo-ignores
girl he likes- Hey
Lorenzo-hey gorgeous

by Urmomisahotthot57 December 11, 2019

Lorisha

Lorisha is a sweet girl who always makes people smile. She is sporty, funny, intelligent and quirky. She is so cool to be around and you should be lucky to have a Lorisha in you life.

"Look, its Lorisha, she is so cute!"

by MultiAyu200 June 22, 2021