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July 23rd

The greatest person on earth was born this day, they are sweet, kind, hot, cute, protective, always there for you, caring, and will love you forever, they have the most gorgeous hair and most gorgeous eyes, they are a keeper
"Woah Dominick was born on July 23rd, he's just like it says!"
by Sissy~ January 19, 2021
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July 13th

July 13th is national give you're bestfriend a gift that they always wanted
Girl 1: Here I got you this!
Girl 2: why? It's not even my birthday

Girl 1: I know it's not you're Birthday but, it July 13th!
by Infamous123 January 28, 2021
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Megan & Julie

“I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends

Well, now ya have. Julie and Megan start off as acquaintances, not very close at all, but as time slowly goes on they become better friends than most, always listening to the other’s rants/vents, talking about random stuff that comes to mind, and always being able to make the other smile.

These two have gone through a lot together, no matter what happens they will always stay side by side, and who knows, maybe a lil bit of romantic feelings may start to form between them. Let’s say they got together at some point in time, both of them would be masters at cuddling and loving on each other, and they will always wake up with happy smiles just thinking about how they have the other in their lives.

That kind of friendship is magical if you ask me.
Schoolmate 1: “Where’s Julie?”
Schoolmate 2: “With who she’s always with.”
Schoolmate 1: “With Megan?”
Schoolmate 3: “Obviously, that’s why their called ‘Megan & Julie’”
by b o o p b o o p February 22, 2021
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July 4th

Robert: Hey it's July 4th!

Roberto: So?

Robert: Give me 44$.

Roberto: Why are you in my home
by CntrlShiftEsc June 3, 2021
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July 26

If you were born on this day you’re a bad bitch. A great friend, funny, kind and smart. You’re an undercover freak and when your freak comes to the surface it’s over with. If you were in a movie you’d be the main character. You care a lot about the people close to you and you’d do anything to let them know it. When it comes to relationships you can either be a player or love really hard. Although you have all these amazing sides to you. If you ever got mad, it’d be smart to run. Once someone gets on your bad side, it’s hard to get back on your good side.
Oh your friend was born on July 26, they must be amazing.
by Armanei November 22, 2021
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July 27

Who is born this day has a XXL cock
And never forgets the strap at home.
“Damn he was born on july 27 ? he definitely is strapped with double Glizzys!”
by canecas November 23, 2021
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July 25

If your born on July 25, Damn your cute as fuck.
Hey its my birthday TODAY, July 25!
Yea and your cute as fuck.
by Peanut the puppet November 24, 2021
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