Fo Job

Derived from a common practice among German prostitutes. The customer pays for and expects to get a blow job. The whore goes down and rubs his dick on her face/neck and gives an occasional tug on the ol'tube-steak, but they never actually perform the blow job. Afterward, they not only take your money, but they say it'll be double for a real blowjob. Those blooding fucking German cunt ass whores!!!

Person 1- Check it, I hooked up with this tall nice German hooker. The bitch gave me a Fo Job!!

Person 2- What? Are you fo real? A fuck'n Fo Job?!!

Person 1- Sheeeeeeeet! I I was so fuck'n pissed, I bitch slapped that nazi hooka!

by Mr. Asshole August 24, 2006

Rim Job

Act of cleaning ones rims on there car

dang boy u sure did a nice rim job during that car wash i never seen my rims this clean before

by jarvom January 2, 2010

Halls Job

1. A blow job where the giver has a halls throat losange in his or her mouth. The throat losange usually provides the man with a strange sensation.

1. Bored of the same old blow jobs, Lauren decided to spice things up by giving her boyfriend, Gregory, a halls job.
2. Although he was afraid at first, Ryan was suprised by the sensation of halls jobs.

by Lauren Swett February 22, 2009

paint job

The color of blood red that is added to a male's penis after having sex with a virgin.

Raul received a paint job after popping some bitches cherry!

by Wun Hung Lo July 20, 2008

road job

Oral sex given to the driver of a moving vehicle. Usually given by a female companion riding shotgun.

Kris: "Did you see how slow Gil was going through that intersection?"

Roland: "Yeah, he must of been getting one good road job."

by Gil Semple January 25, 2008

riverboat style hand job

When a girl gives you a hand job using both hands. Fist the right up the shaft then the left....repeat. Kind of like milking a cow only there is only one teat.

My girlfriend asked me if I wanted a regular or riverboat style hand job.

by Bobby Poppe September 17, 2006

Grundle Job

A sex act consisting of the achievement of orgasm due wholly or partially to the stimulation of the grundle.

A.K.A: GJ, Taint Crank, Chocolate Smoothy, The Half and Half, Unholy Paradise, The Rub and Scrub.

After 15 hours of persistant effort, Eric's Grundle Job finally resulted in a blood, sweat, and semen fiesta.

by BBizzleBarr July 16, 2008