jess murphy

A out of control grog monster inhabited by the spirit of miffy. She was a good host due to the large amount of beer being abled to be consumed by her. She goes fucking mental when the spirit of miffy shows itself. Throws her hubby to be through doors and pounds his forehead with her sloppy tits.

Jess murphy got miffed last night and went nuts about not being able to breast feed children.

by henryhenryhenderson August 3, 2016

Jesse Schmit

a fucking noodle head who doesnt let you borrow his canoe over spring break

Quit being a Jesse Schmit, youre such a buzz kill

by flowbro33 July 26, 2016

jesse luck

When you have extremely bad jewish luck due to bad karma build up from Russian hackers.

"Wow did you just expose yourself? That's Jesse Luck!"

by indeluble77 November 24, 2016

Jesse Grazewski

Short for "xD"

This is a really good meme Jesse Grazewski

by 1101FuckOff December 16, 2016

Jesse

An alteration of the jewish words meaning good job

Jesse Slomowitz is shkoy af, fam

by shkoygoyim December 22, 2016

Jesse Jackson

Jesse Pinkman's, from breaking bad, alias

Girl- Hey, isn't that Jesse Jackson?
Boy- Na man, that's Jesse pinkman.

by Crazyfangrell January 2, 2017

jesse de koning

A really sexy Guy, he fucked Many girls. The girls loves his giant Dick. And he's a Nice person. He's a really Nice person

Thats a real Jesse de koning

by Jdk1002 February 24, 2017