Most ironic UrbanDictionary definition

Earthquake test by Downstrike on December 26, 2004.

No, the peeps on the beaches didn't get to a urinal before they pissed themselves.

This is only a test.

In the event of an actual earthquake...

by Fly On The Wall January 16, 2005

ironstrange

the pairing of tony stark and stephen strange. only shipped by annoying tony stans and people who think benadryl cumbersnatch is hot aka me

“ironstrange was at its peak in infinity war” “that was the only movie where they interacted”

by christmasbatgirl June 6, 2018

iron maiden

UP THE IRONS

up there with disturbed and system of a down in my book though some of their songs sound really old they are still one of the awsomist bands ever

iron maiden

by me monster October 23, 2008

waffle iron

its definately a maxi pad

aw man you gotta change your waffle iron, you smell like fish.

by KDawg. September 13, 2006

iron

The fundamental SI unit of irony. Abbreviated as I; all metric prefixes apply.

Blatantly hate-mongering televangelist dies of AIDS; that rates about 2.5 kI on the ironometer.

by voidlore September 16, 2005

iron five knuckle pron shuffle

Rather than refering to masturbation, the iron 5 knuckle pron shuffle refers to:
1)getting fisted by a large man/a group of men
2) getting completely obliterated by an obviously stronger person/force; Synonyms- Pwned, Owned, Destroyed

Guy 1 :So I was playing Ninja gaiden and-
Guy 2 : lemme guess, they did the iron five knuckle pron shuffle?
Guy 1 : I fucking hate you

by Senor Bear July 26, 2007

Wrought Iron Pole

When a male that suffers with ED decides to suprise his partner and takes a viagra. In addition, his partner unknowingly slips a viagra in his drink thus producing a wrought iron pole.

Dean was going to surprise Jane for their aniversary but Jane surprised him and now he's sporting a wrought iron pole.

by Disco Stick 65 April 28, 2010