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Instapastor

Instapastor
He has no congregation, he acts like a pastor on Instagram, he an Instapastor
by Pastor John marco May 11, 2020
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Insta-priest

A insta-priest is some one, that is Not qualified to be a pastor because of lack of education, and poor lifestyle, a insta-priest is a man that opens up a Instagram account, and calls himself a pastor, just to Get attention, and this office usually causes more harm to people then Good.
He is not a real pastor, he is a insta-priest.
by Pastor John marco May 11, 2020
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Instaneity

When your date is so dazzling that you forget your words
On a first date when you are enjoying one another’s company so much, that he says, “this is giving me instaneity”, and then laughs as though all his troubles don’t matter anymore
by Red in the Hed June 9, 2020
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Instagroomer

A pedophile, using Instagram as a means to talk with minors.
Girl 1: “I got messaged by an instagroomer last week.. He told me he’d buy me a nintendo switch if I sent him some feet pics..”
Girl 2: “Omg. That’s really creepy- OMG! You have Raymond on your island??”
by Mtimes4 June 28, 2020
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Instapressed

When you watch a mastermind genius at work.
I was instapressed the whole time
by Thispagewasmadeforme September 8, 2020
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InstaTrashed

When a quiet or peaceful area is showcased for its tranquility on social media and is overrun by clout chasers who in turn ruin the area with noise and garbage.

Also synonymous with tourists disrespecting the local environment.
I loved to go camping there before it got InstaTrashed.

This was a quiet area I used to hike on before it got InstaTrashed.

We had to shut down this part of the tour to let the environment heal from tourist activity. It was InstaTrashed to the point our local government stepped in and said no more. We can still admire it from afar, we just can't go in.
by JinxedIt November 27, 2020
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Insta-trainer

A trainer whos main focus is to attract as much followers as possible by doing ridiculous exersises which look sexy but do not really work as well as traditional exersises. The main purpose of this trainer is to attract as much followers as possible
"Chads workouts seem so intense and fun, yeah you dont need to do them to get results, chads such an insta-trainer"
by Thedon1994 January 16, 2021
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