The Human Mountain is an attention whore who walks around with a blind cane even though her vision is fine. Her stick is actually used as a weapon, as she tends to hit people in the back of the shins if they are not moving fast enough for her. It is also a warning as to where her gravitational pull begins.
The Human Mountain, also known as Hanna, has a tendency to absorb smaller people (ie everyone) into her body to obtain her nutrition. Her favourite hunting strategy is to trap smaller people in her gravitational force field and save them as snacks for later. She believes the fear they experience while trapped makes them taste better.
The Human Mountain is a rude, selfish, loner bitch and should be avoided at all costs. Once she deems you as a 'friend' (though you could only be acting nice to her to avoid being eaten) she will leech onto you forever and even resort to forcing school administration to act as counselors if you try to avoid being friends with her.
The Human Mountain, also known as Hanna, has a tendency to absorb smaller people (ie everyone) into her body to obtain her nutrition. Her favourite hunting strategy is to trap smaller people in her gravitational force field and save them as snacks for later. She believes the fear they experience while trapped makes them taste better.
The Human Mountain is a rude, selfish, loner bitch and should be avoided at all costs. Once she deems you as a 'friend' (though you could only be acting nice to her to avoid being eaten) she will leech onto you forever and even resort to forcing school administration to act as counselors if you try to avoid being friends with her.
1) The Human Mountain's house used to be three levels. Now it is only one level, but with two basements!
2) "Where's Jimmy been lately?"
"Didn't you hear? The Human Mountain got him."
2) "Where's Jimmy been lately?"
"Didn't you hear? The Human Mountain got him."
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A tactic protesters can use to circumvent police bans on electronic amplification of speech. One person starts to speak to a large crowd. After a short sentence, everyone within hearing distance repeats whatever was said at the top of their lungs, allowing people outside of hearing distance to hear the speech.
The Human Microphone on Wall Street announced this speech:
"Mic Check."
"MIC CHECK!!"
"The human microphone is slow and cumbersome"
"THE HUMAN MICROPHONE IS SLOW AND CUMBERSOME!!"
"but it really makes you think through"
"BUT IT REALLY MAKES YOU THINK THROUGH"
"what it is you want"
"WHAT IT IS YOU WANT!!"
"to say."
"TO SAY!!"
"Mic Check."
"MIC CHECK!!"
"The human microphone is slow and cumbersome"
"THE HUMAN MICROPHONE IS SLOW AND CUMBERSOME!!"
"but it really makes you think through"
"BUT IT REALLY MAKES YOU THINK THROUGH"
"what it is you want"
"WHAT IT IS YOU WANT!!"
"to say."
"TO SAY!!"
by Occupy Urban Dictionary October 11, 2011
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"Why not legalize human-android marriages, they are no different from gay marriages, and it's our right too!"
"gay marriages should have their own word, likebablooza or something"
"gay marriages should have their own word, likebablooza or something"
by W)RD< G August 3, 2004
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by mechanora January 20, 2004
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