Guido

A type of guy you would never think you would be fortunate enough to meet in your lifetime, and when you do, it feels like everything that was once confusing and scary is now known and comforting. He will always make you feel so special, like you are a one of a kind. He will mean the world to you and you will always find a new way to truly adore him and appreciate his presence in this world.

Everything seemed so confusing, until I met Guido. Then it all made sense.

by Phospin July 12, 2023

Guido

A type of guy you would never think you would be fortunate enough to meet in your lifetime, and when you do, it feels like everything that was once confusing and scary is now known and comforting. He will always make you feel so special, like you are a one of a kind. He will mean the world to you and you will always find a new way to truly adore him and appreciate his presence in this world.

Everything was so confusing. but then I met Guido.

And it all makes sense now.

by Phospin July 12, 2023

Guido’s Big Balls

An affectionate term for a Greek Adonis is an enormous set nut sack or hairy beanbags!

“Geez, look at the size of Guido’s Big Balls”!!!

by The Difficult One! August 13, 2023

Guidroz

A lame ass nigga who sucks at Fortnite.

How have you been Guidroz?

by thecallmekingz4e657 August 13, 2023

guido garmin

Ankle monitor

How did the cops find Carmine? His dumb ass left the house with that guido garmin on his ankle.

by anonymous August 20, 2023

Gude

A guy just trying to be a dude.

Hey I’m a gude

by Ajohnny September 28, 2023

Gideon

What you call a Minecraft addict

we spent 7hrs online last night and Gideon still wants to fight the warden this morning

by victorian9 December 30, 2023