mother goose

a mother of goose who takes care of children

my mom is a mother goose

mother goose by rayxn July 19, 2021

Jockin' My Goose 

1) To bother someone

2) To joke with, similar to "pulling my leg" and "pulling my dick

3) Another term to say hand/blow jobs

1) Person 1 - "Dude, you suck at skateboarding!"

Person 2 - "Man, stop jockin' my goose"

2) Person 1 - "Yo she blew me and i came in her eye!"

Person 2 - "No way man, are you jockin' my goose?"

3) "She jocked my goose last night. it was awesome"

Jockin' My Goose by BiGMaQ October 16, 2010

Silly Goose 

Someone who is silly and goose-like.

Me: Lola! She's so silly and she's so goose-like. Do you know what that means?
Mom: she's a silly goose!

Silly Goose by AxFxB August 29, 2017

grey goose 

clear liquid when mixed w/lemonade mix.this mixture will have you talking shit and driving drunk all weekend long.

nothing is better than a date with a grey goose.

grey goose by op March 10, 2004

grumpy goose 

to be overly grumpy and yelling at people on the internet for no reason like Taylor "Southern" Pomeroy.

Tayler - "YOUR SO DUMB, WHY CANT U HIT HIM ONCE, I HIT HIM IN THE FOOT 4 TIMES WITH AK"

Tyzr - "Your just a grumpy goose, its for fun"

grumpy goose by killminder October 16, 2008

Standing Goose 

The opposite of the term sitting duck. A word meaning a person who is always active and attentive at all times. A lazy Standing Goose has never been observed.

After my 3-mile jog yesterday, Tina commented me by saying I was a "Standing Goose". Then we did it. :)

Standing Goose by DJ D-Willis July 22, 2010

gobble goose

When an animal or person has big fat pouch under the chin, like a very noticeable fatty pouch, whether it be human or animal.

Good Lord! Did you see the size of the gobble goose on that potbelly pig?

That woman's gobble goose was so big that when she talked it jiggled to the point of distraction

gobble goose by TDCJ 77 March 10, 2015