The most epic comeback response since "your mum" it will leave the person your owning comebackless, no response can top this one.
Ellen: Your mums fat
William: Your next door neighbors goat's fat.
Robert: Your gay
William: Your next door neighbors goat's gay
William: Your next door neighbors goat's fat.
Robert: Your gay
William: Your next door neighbors goat's gay
by bigwillyp January 27, 2010
Get the your next door neighbors goat mug.A satirical take on the phrase whatever floats your boat, meaning "if that's what you want to do, you go do that and I'll leave you to it."
Used to amaze and confuse the receiving person of the phrase with your mastery of theriomorphic slang.
Used to amaze and confuse the receiving person of the phrase with your mastery of theriomorphic slang.
Guy 1: "I'm going to go buy lots of red candles because they're not blue candles. We don't want those. Oh no."
Guy 2: "Whatever gloats your goat."
Guy 1: "Yes... my goat..."
Guy 2: "Whatever gloats your goat."
Guy 1: "Yes... my goat..."
by Dave Ra November 5, 2010
Get the Whatever gloats your goat mug.Person 1: Why was your door locked for 3 minutes this afternoon?
Person 2: You know how it is. Just choking the goat and shit.
Person 2: You know how it is. Just choking the goat and shit.
by NaderI May 5, 2011
Get the Choking the Goat mug.goat seller: goats! get your goats for sale!! i have 56 goats and they all need to go!!
goat buyer: wow sir your goated how much for one of your fine goats
goat buyer: wow sir your goated how much for one of your fine goats
by jimmyguy125 January 9, 2021
Get the goated mug.by Bonquisha January 2, 2005
Get the goat leaf mug.The act of distracting another while they are hard at work or trying to concentrate on some very important task (writing, surgery, bomb disposal etc).
"Cheers for that goatsnab. I nearly blew up the reactor."
Or go up behind a friend when they are hard at work, preferrably at a time when they definitely do not want to be distracted, grab their shoulders and push down repeatedly (they should be sitting on a partially sprung chair, ideally), while saying 'Goatsnab, goatsnab, goatsnab!'
Or go up behind a friend when they are hard at work, preferrably at a time when they definitely do not want to be distracted, grab their shoulders and push down repeatedly (they should be sitting on a partially sprung chair, ideally), while saying 'Goatsnab, goatsnab, goatsnab!'
by Bellser July 29, 2006
Get the Goatsnab mug.A perfume or body spray used to ensure that one doesn't smell like a goat. Sometimes used in conjunction with amonkey bath when one is short on time.
Also, a spray that has been used specifically to cover up and/or mask the smell of body odor, cigarette smoke, or any other foul odors.
Also, a spray that has been used specifically to cover up and/or mask the smell of body odor, cigarette smoke, or any other foul odors.
Katie: "Are you going to take a shower before we go out?"
Sheri: "Nah, a monkey bath and some goat spray should do it."
Sheri: "Nah, a monkey bath and some goat spray should do it."
by Resident Drunk January 8, 2008
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