german hooker

a hooker from germany

the german hooker was so bad she was full of shit

by jcfud January 9, 2009

To speak German

To fart.

She's speaking German again.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

Germa

A very low form of the German language because your teacher sucks at making you learn stuff.

What are we doing today in Germa? Hahahahahahaha!

by Tivn February 23, 2003

german lopez

Smart little shit, sometimes stubborn but all around not that damn bad not bad at all

German, Bah, He aint nothing but a glory hound person, but hey he's like women gotta love da child

by Sasuke March 26, 2003

german's left nut

a figure of small proportion; pathetic.

That's what you call godly? That's worse than german's left nut!

by shanakishala January 30, 2008

Gerald

The strong silent type. Very muchly of Cuban descent. Holds the universe together in his bare hands. His only weakness is water that is not deemed pure by The magical unicorn fairies of angels of God. He can be a homicidal maniac and will fuck you up. you're only warning is if he bursts into rapid fire spanish. you can run, but you won't run far because he will create a crater and it will suck your soul from yo' body!

Guy 1: F*** YOU GERALD!!!
Guy 2: dude shut the hell up! do you wanna be sucked into a soul sucking crater???
Guy 1: oh my gawd it's true...
Gerald: Voy a pisar el patio de su cuerpo que culo agujero!!!
Guy 2: don't try to run....
Guy 1: Nooooooooooo-------
Gerald: mmmmm sooooouuullllssss....

by FreeSnickers October 6, 2011

german flying squirrel

the female version of the flying squirrel. The female spreads and stretches her vagina out over the partners face so the lips look like the webbed arms of a flying squirrel.

I gave Johnny a german flying squirrel last night and he barely survived without his snorkel.

by Leashie December 9, 2008