Humans Against Genesis refers to a commercial for the original Sonic the Hedgehog for Genesis featuring Larry Cedar where Cedar plays a woman named Denita Stokes who is the CEO of Humans Against Genesis, or HAG for short. The commercial is known for featuring some prototype footage of the game as well.
Narrator: Denita Stokes, President of Humans Against Genesis (HAG).
Stokes: It’s bad enough that the Sega Genesis had the most 16 Bit games but this new Sonic the Hedgehog, oh, He really dusts my doilys! They say he’s incredibly fast. Well what’s the hurry, mister? And about his attitude. Smartie pants! Why can’t he be like that nice boy, Mario?
Sonic:*zooms off*
Stokes: LITTLE BRAT!
Stokes: It’s bad enough that the Sega Genesis had the most 16 Bit games but this new Sonic the Hedgehog, oh, He really dusts my doilys! They say he’s incredibly fast. Well what’s the hurry, mister? And about his attitude. Smartie pants! Why can’t he be like that nice boy, Mario?
Sonic:*zooms off*
Stokes: LITTLE BRAT!
by BobackTFox January 31, 2023
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" You see if you flip the pan on the spatula you can flip the sandwich!"
"You can just use the spatula?"
"No you gotta use the pan it works"
"Your a brainless genius."
"You can just use the spatula?"
"No you gotta use the pan it works"
"Your a brainless genius."
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The earliest recorded antifurry is hopingbutton , channel first creation is 2011 in his description . He owns the largest antifurry server IN THE WORLD and incredibly popular , even big antifurry youtubers like haloguy7 and other indie ones there are more incredibly small always uploading AF channels than the number of furry subscribers and youtubers they are is which is funny all link him in descriptions hopingbutton isnt even too popular with new AF's .He started doing videos about yiff and other terrible shit, getting himself a reputation and igniting a small community that made a huge meme called Furries VS gamers in 2019/2017 i think.
Furries are much older of a concept than antifurries and recently the community has been struggling to even get people as furries still expand with the BURST of former antifurries after the meme .
cant say why this beef happen's bc i wanna be unbiased
Furries are much older of a concept than antifurries and recently the community has been struggling to even get people as furries still expand with the BURST of former antifurries after the meme .
cant say why this beef happen's bc i wanna be unbiased
random fucker: hey did you see The antifurry fandom genesis NON-BIASED, ok? definition or something?
random mewing guy: you TOTALLY didnt say that to try to get this definiton approved by urban moderators bc you have to include the word in the sentence
furry: hi guys
fucker 8: hell nah bro you kinda weirld blud
random mewing guy: you TOTALLY didnt say that to try to get this definiton approved by urban moderators bc you have to include the word in the sentence
furry: hi guys
fucker 8: hell nah bro you kinda weirld blud
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Get the Evil VFX Genius mug.Hym "OOOOH SHIT! 'Especially if you're still going to miss!?' OH MAN! That was brutal! That was brutal. If you weren't clearly a plant sent to destroy me I would praise you for that! Holy shit! 'How did Genesis know that?' Oh shit the slavery thing too! Oh, God damn! Retraction: The Jews can enlsave the Jews. That's allowed but they have to let them men go. That was brutal. That whole debate must have looked like that memed scene from Dragonball Z where Goku slaps the shit out of Frieza. That was something. And what's interesting is how Dinesh kept appealing to HOW THE BIBLE IS BEING USED rather than what it actually says. That's Jordan Peterson's entire position actually: I'm using the bible for 'Good,' therefore, I am justified in using it instrumentally and reading my desires for other people's behavior into the book, post hoc. But damn! That was rough."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2024
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person 1: yo dude check out this apple pie that I made.
*person 2 takes bite*
person 2: *mph* why does it taste so different?
person 1: yeah I ran out of apples so I used pears instead, you could call it a pear pie
person 2: yoooo, why so genius?
*person 2 takes bite*
person 2: *mph* why does it taste so different?
person 1: yeah I ran out of apples so I used pears instead, you could call it a pear pie
person 2: yoooo, why so genius?
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