(-noun) Someone who lives at home playing video games (eg: World of Warcraft, Call of Duty, Final Fantasy) and has nothing better to do than spread cream cheese on a warm bagel, and fuck it.
by Blatent Lack of Judgement July 23, 2010
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by gymclassvillian November 2, 2008
Get the freshie fucker mug.Someone who fucks during the day. Horny people who can't wait until night, and have to have sex sooner.
I passed Scotts apartment the other day at 1pm and saw his girls car there. The blinds were closed, doors were locked. I never knew Scott and his girl were day fuckers.
by Wakafaluka June 16, 2010
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by Lenny Laserdisc May 13, 2015
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by asshole12345671 March 13, 2009
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by Dean Preston January 17, 2011
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