Noodle Fight

Term referring to a Sword Fight (when two errect penises clash in a manner resembling an actual sword fight), but the penises in question are both flaccid.

"Hey dude, how'd you get that bruise on your dick?"
"Kian and I got into a noodle fight last night."

by Bubblesnatch June 29, 2017

beer fight

A fight between two dads when they're extremely intoxicated and both of them fall to the ground before the first guy can even throw the first punch.

HEY JERRY MY DAD CAN TOTALLY BEAT YOUR DAD IN A FIGHT!

YEAH MAYBE BUT MY DAD CAN TOTALLY BEAT YOUR DAD IN A BEER FIGHT YOU FUCKING CUM BAG!!!

by DrFunTimes September 28, 2017

spite fight

A war or feud that's fueled purely from hatred and egotism.

My ex-husband wouldn't end this spite fight between us. It seems he will stop at nothing to cause me misery. He is truly a bastard.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Sword fight

When two males pull out there penis’ and hit one another.

We were up all night, but i won the sword fight!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

queensland fight juice

Queensland fight juice = Bundeberg Rum

I had to bail Evan out this morning. He had a big night out on the Queensland fight juice and went feral

by mickolotopus March 2, 2019

sword fight

a thing that sex offenders do toghether they sword fight

yo i sword fighted and won

by reddit is basically pornhub January 30, 2021

jason bourne fight

A fight so confusing you don't know what is even going on and who is even winning the fight itself.

Josh: I was watching Carl and Tony have a Jason Bourne Fight in the parking lot, and I had no idea what the hell was going on.

by Caladude June 6, 2018