The random mysterious phenomena of two Facebook chat indicators for the same person that are contradictory, suggesting that the person represented is both online and simultaneously offline.
Based on the quantum phenomena where a particle is in both one configuration or state and another configuration or different state at the same time.
Based on the quantum phenomena where a particle is in both one configuration or state and another configuration or different state at the same time.
Bob: "Hey, is Nina online? Can we chat with her?"
Tim *staring intently at screen*: "Yeah, she is & isn't."
Bob: "WTF?"
Tim: "Nina's subatomic particles are stuck in both the online and offline quantum states! quantum FBchat superposition, dude."
Tim *staring intently at screen*: "Yeah, she is & isn't."
Bob: "WTF?"
Tim: "Nina's subatomic particles are stuck in both the online and offline quantum states! quantum FBchat superposition, dude."
by holodram May 31, 2011
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Get the C.M.F.B. mug.This is a severe condition in which the infected is incapable of spitting "game" at the opposite sex. Symptoms include loss of speech when attractive female approaches, temporary weakening of one's spine and loss of backbone (i.e. courage), loss of all communication skills when around the opposite sex, hyperventilating, excessive sweating, jitters, stuttering, and outbursts of loud inaudible speech. In the most severe of cases the infected is prone to getting game "spat" at him. This disease only affects males.
Yo, son I heard Gunlee got that FBS Syndrome.
Ya, he does man last week some girl asked HIM to prom, got HIS digits, bought HIS dinner, and walked HIM home.
Wait doesn't that girl have a boyfriend, oh Gunlee just got played....that darn FBS Syndrome (Female Bagged Syndrome).
Ya, he does man last week some girl asked HIM to prom, got HIS digits, bought HIS dinner, and walked HIM home.
Wait doesn't that girl have a boyfriend, oh Gunlee just got played....that darn FBS Syndrome (Female Bagged Syndrome).
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Get the fbmf mug.Sour Faced Bitch. You have probably felt the affect of this person. She's the one at work watching your every move with a face that looks like its been slapped by a rotten lemon. No matter what you do or say, the S.F.B is miraculously well-informed by people at work who rat you out.
Quick man, minimize the porn site - the S.F.B is coming!
I can't talk now, I'm getting the S.F.B treatment.
Sorry, it wasn't me that farted.
I can't talk now, I'm getting the S.F.B treatment.
Sorry, it wasn't me that farted.
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