American Football

literally the definition of rugby for wimps

Guy 1: do you wanna play American football
Guy 2: naaa
Guy 1: why?
Guy 2: only for wimps

by Lol_hahah11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 10, 2021

football

the sport where you kick a ball and pretend to D I E when someone touches you're ear

football player 1: (touches ear)
football player 2: (drops to the ground and pretends he got ran over) AAAHHHH MY EVERYTHING!!!
football player 1: wtf?
referee: that's not a fault
football team 2 fans: WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S TOTALLY A FAULT!!!!!

by burgerking footletuce November 30, 2018

Kiss a football⚽️ player day

At the 3rd of december is official "Kiss a football player" day.

OMG I have to kiss him it's Kiss a football⚽️ player day.

by SBaumgart December 2, 2021

coventry sphinx football club

The greatest football club of all time

The Coventry sphinx football club is the best

by Hi2007. November 25, 2019

Carmel Football

Carmel (NY) football is mostly known for their rivalry with The Mahopac Indians. Even though their rivalry is one sided most of the time with the Carmel Rams winning every year, they’re known for choking really f*cking hard in the playoffs against any team. All Carmel coaches are known well for their success. With their head coach obsessing over a Peanut Butter and Jelly, he is also talking about how his “weather machine” is on and well. The Rams are always mostly successful every year but they’re just known for choking on their coaches cocks and in the playoffs. Also they’re known for their insane fan section the “Carmel Crazies” as one of the most rowdy groups of them all but very disrespectful and annoying at times.

Coach: You know what week it is? PAC WEEK!
Player: Damn now I know how awesome it is to be in Carmel Football. (Not knowing that this week for practice is the most hell you can physically do in just a week)

by JamJizzJoe October 14, 2018

Unknown Football Team Fan

A fan supporting either a crap team in the low-tier leagues or a private-owned football club or football academy.

Which team do you support?
Well, I am an Unknown Football Team Fan, so I have to say Cockhouse FC.
Bruv mate ur a Brexit geezer???

by w`aezsrdtfyvguhij8ghev May 10, 2023

Fantasy Football Cuckold

Someone in a Fantasy Football league who takes extreme joy when other people draft his favorite Stud players

Frank Loves when someone Drafts Jay Cutler, he's such a Fantasy Football Cuckold

by Brizarian April 19, 2018