fakey daves

A phrase used by someone with little education in the English language, to describe prescription glasses.

Maybe u need to go to spec savers
Fuck ad get ur money back mate they give you fakey daves

by TheMightyOracle February 14, 2018

Dave Cormier

A sexy man with a beastly beard. Legend has it women orgasm as he walks by them.

"Did you feel a breeze?"
"No but i think i just had a Dave Cormier in my pants"

by Wolfgangmang February 10, 2017

Daveed

Daveed is a guy that is handsome and a nice guy is extremely athletic and is especially good at basketball he’s swishing every shot and all the girls want him to be their boyfriend.

1.wow Daveed is so hot and cute I wish he was my boyfriend.
2.god I wish I was Daveed he’s scoring every shot.

by Mr. goat November 22, 2021

Dave

A total stud muffin. Does everything the right way. And always has a charismatic and goofy number one by his side. And things are ways better when Dave is around.

Did you see Dave on that show? Because him and that Devin guy were the best ever! Humina humina humina humina…

by OGAll-Star November 21, 2021

Dave

An amazing and handsome Stud Muffin that does everything correctly. He always has a lovable and goofy number 1. Dave knows how to win. And constantly gets a proposal. Probably because he is a total catch.

Did you see Dave on the online reality gameshow? Because him and that Devin guy were totally the most entertaining thing there.

by OGAll-Star November 21, 2021

Dave Moment

When someone named Dave DOES something stupid or dumb

Dave: *wipes ass with t-shirt*

"Damn that was a Dave Moment!"

by SupremeDave November 21, 2021

Dave

A poet, casanova, a man shrouded in mystery, plagued with dagger looks, emitting lust with each gaze, each step. Who you take home to your parents, only for your mother to fall in a deeper love than even you. A homewrecker, a nomad. The clothes on his back are what he lives in, a square between his middle and ring finger, European-style. Nobody knows where he came from, some say a cave. Some say he's always been, before God himself. He is Dave, leader of many. Follower of none.

That guy Dave is unbelievably broke and lives in his parent's basement.

by Gary Sucklemeister November 21, 2021