Facebook crush

A crush on a Facebook friend you barely know and weren't attracted to when you did know them. Most likely to occur when you've friended an old acquaintance who's become suspiciously more attractive over the years, due either to a particularly flattering photo or because they've now aged into a range where you could feasibly date them without being considered a perv. These factors, combined with intelligent and thoughtful posts by the subject friend, can lead to a titillating attraction for a mental projection that does not in fact exist. Such crushes are seldom viable in analog space.

I've developed a Facebook crush on Gunnar, but I'm sure it would be a disaster if we really went on a date.

Facebook crush by Lola Roman January 1, 2010

Man Crush 

For a man to have a very close platonic friendship and/or admiration for another man.

"Ben Affleck has had a man crush on Matt Damon for a long time."

Man Crush by Emily Fox July 11, 2005

Velvet Crush 

Kool Aid and gin (serve chilled or on ice)
preferably blue, purple, or red

I'll have a velvet crush, which is kool aid and gin.

Velvet Crush by NattyBoh Gillespie February 22, 2009

vertical crush 

a crush on someone whenever they are dressed and vertical; as soon as they undress and it is headed horizontal you are repulsed and no longer interested(most males do not experience vertical crushes).

The 40 year old and I simply have no future; it's simply a vertical crush.

vertical crush by kari1981 January 4, 2011

waitress crush 

A crush that's one-sided to the point of being creepy.

See unrequited love.

on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Charlie has a waitress crush on the Waitress.

I had a total waitress crush on this girl from high school, until she slept with my best friend.

waitress crush by JohnnyApocalypse September 5, 2012

Career crush 

Having a crush-like feeling towards someone in your employed life. More than an admiration, but less than actual feelings.

Me: Ugh, I have such a career crush on my new boss.
Friend: Really? Why?
Me: She's just so awesomely smart and talented. I wish I was like her.
Friend: I feel ya.

Career crush by ttn13 September 1, 2013

candy crush karma

The act of donating extra moves and/or lives on Candy Crush Saga to Facebook friends, particularly those that you don't like, thinking that the good karma will increase your ability to beat an especially difficult level of the game.

Amanda: "Sherida, what level of Candy Crush are you on?"

Sherida: "I'm stuck on 116, but I responded to a bunch of people's requests - so hopeflly that will improve my Candy Crush Karma."

Amanda: "That's a good idea, cuh!"

candy crush karma by ShayJ45 November 19, 2013