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Calum

shit at playing video game a shit. if a total dick to people. has a shit sense of humour. no one likes him. and no one loves him
person 1: he is being such a Calum

person 2: we need to kick him out of the party
by no one like Calum November 29, 2019
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Clummy

When your girl is clumsy but its hot so you want to fuck her and fill her with your cum
that's my clummy
by DiCkBuTt January 28, 2020
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Columbus

A city in Ohio that is often referred to as the capital of the state, but that's just a lie to get all the black people in one place. First step to the glorious "Final Solution."
Ohioan 1: You ever been to Columbus?
Ohioan 2: Fuck no, I ain't black.
Ohioan 3: Can't wait for the "Final Solution" though.
Ohioan 4: I love Easton.
by Zuluhed5 April 10, 2011
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Columbian Moneyshot

In the Climax of fucking a girl you blow your load on a plate/table/flat surface and have her snort your cum as if it was cocaine!
Cum on a table and make her snort it like its cocaine and that is a Columbian Moneyshot
by xROxMExHOEx February 15, 2008
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Columbus

The show and tell for Columbus is Genocide.
Person 1: Did you know Christopher Columbus discovered America, what an amazing guy!
Person 2: Yes, ineed he discovered America. He is also a genocidal piece of shit who brutally attacked many native inhabitants from the west indies, fed them to dogs and alligators if they went against his wishes and of course he is the same "amazing guy" who started to cheat native americans out of their own land and stole their identity.
Person 1: Wow, he's not such a great guy after all.
by UltimateDoge June 23, 2021
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Clumpkin

Getting a blumpkin from someone with cleft palate.
Boy, that Cliff Palate from the Howard Stern show sure gives a mean clumpkin.
by Quazmodiar August 4, 2009
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columbia, mo

A small, yet homophobic town where people are primarily distracted by frat parties and field parties.
person 1: there's nothing to do
person 2: lets so drink in the middle of corn
person 1: yeah that sounds like a blast!
by ocfangurl March 17, 2005
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